Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you going to pass up a threesome with tara and I?

A: You're not old school, you're just old.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What was tara's response when you mentioned that threesome idea to her ?

A: She took the 5th.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why are there only four of the Lady's sex toys on display here?

A: If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

 

[Jax]

Q. What's with the people here?

A. No, the Easter Bunny only brought him chocolate eggs.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Did Nafniku get that llama-egg he was after?

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Still having severe problems with narcolepsy?

A: She said she'd be there with bells on.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: What does the lady of my life say in my dreams?

A: What's the worst that could happen?

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did you say just before that pack of llamas sodomized you?

A: That's right, he's back with a vengance.

 

[Jax]

Q. Did you see that Ultima Ibanez Overlord posted lately?

A. Naah, it's quite pathetic to be concerned with what some people on a message board who you'll never meet might think.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you miss posts by King Purple Rainbow?

A: It's a jelly.

 

[Jax]

Q. What the heck is that thing hanging out of NeXTLiFE's nose?

A. Wow no kidding, Antonio is getting so big!

 

[DE]

Q. It's all the carrots he's force fed

A. I ate it!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What happened to The Lady's used toilet paper collection?

A: You've got to tone it down a notch.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

*Bump-O-Rama*

Q: Do Korn sound best with the volume on "mute"?

A: She had everyone fooled!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know that Rusty is actually a 13-year-old girl in real life?

A: Yeah, it's a sign..."Going out of business"

 

[Jax]

Q. What statement will stall this thread for almost a week?

A. His dream vacation is a trip to Alaska, I heard.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Why has Ethereal Sage been spending so much of his time lately downloading Moose porn on the net and watching "Northern Exposure" re-runs on cable?

A: Hmmm, that's actually a very good question!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you change topics often in order to avoid talking about your strange sexual practices?

A: I am Spartacus!

 

[Jax]

Q. Naf? What's with the Jesus-lookin sandals, man?

A. No no, she said she liked green beans.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did tara say that she didn't like to use vegetables to masturbate?

A: He likes it so much, he bought the company!