Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Is it true that Ultima Ibanez Overlord borrowed one of Lady of the Oracle's sex toys?

A: She found it to be a lot more difficult than she expected!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Could your mother tell if you were a boy or a girl?

A: Now THAT'S entertainment!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Did you see the video of my mother trying to work out if I was a boy or a girl?

A: There's still no conclusive proof either way.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Can you tell if you're a girl or a boy?

A: That's the only thing she'll eat anymore.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Did your wife really become addicted to Antonio's baby food?

A: Don't let him have more than 2 or 3 lite beers. Unless, of course, you actually like karaoke!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: pavarotti will come here at my place for dinner, tomorrow. i really don't know what to cook, what to offer... any suggestions?

A: yeah, you're not far from the truth!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Would I be right in guessing that you find corpulent, bearded Italians, who sing a lot, almost impossible to resist?

A: She goes to the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, apparently.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Does your mom really think that she can turn herself into a black man?

A: That's why he wears that hat all the time.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Any truth to the rumour Wandrail is a closet Garth Brooks fan?

A: She didn't think she'd get caught.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why was the Lady found outside and naked with her llamas at midnight?

A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: How did you know the Lady was naked when she was caught outside with her llamas at midnight?

A: He says he's been busier than a Baghdad bricklayer!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Is Rusty trying to impregnate a brick?

A: Someone shoved a pencil up his nose.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What happened to the dude who tried to post here just before you last did?

A: Be afraid...be very afraid!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: will you ask me out for dinner?

A: no, no, no!! don't try to blame it on me!!!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did your incessant posting cause the UM server to go down again?

A: Well, that's something you don't see everyday!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: my incessant posting? tze, says the man with the double of my posts. kiss my ass! ( )

A: well, i don't think he'd like me to mention this, but he locked himself in the bathroom two hours ago and he's still there!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What did Pavarotti do after he ate dinner at your place?

A: She didn't seem to feel the least bit ashamed either!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: I heard your mom finished her therapy, and now admits that you are her son?

A: All I know is that he doesn't want that on his pizza any more.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Now that he's famous, Rusty really hates the paparazzi doesn't he?

A: "Not in this life" she said.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Your sister turned down your sexual advances again?

A: It's time to celebrate!