Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Why is Rusty having a monkey shove roasted chestnuts up his arse?

A: She said "If you're dirty, you're dirty"

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why has Zeanra stopped bathing?

A: He'll get over it.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Are you worried about the likelihood of serious anal problems for Rusty?

A: She's got more than one Michael Bolton CD in her collection.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What first attracted you to your partner?

A: Now let's try something that actually works.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: We tried using your penis didn't we?

A: Only Lady of the Oracle knows that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you satisfy a llama's every need?

A: He had to go to the bathroom.

 

[Jax]

Q. Why did NeXTLiFE's llama leave him with blue balls?

A. He thinks you're crazy to say that about him.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Does your husband think he can satisfy you more than your llama can?

A: That's the third time this week.

 

[Jax]

I don't have a husband, silly man

Q. What the hell, your llama had to go to the doc AGAIN cuz of those STDs?

A. Naah, Antonio lets Naf sleep more than he did when he was first born

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Can I blame my incoherent posts on sleep deprivation?

A: You're going to have to drink another 40 gallons of that stuff before you'll see any results.

 

[Jax]

Q. What would you tell Rusty about drinking Sterno before sleeping with that really ugly chick?

A. He thinks Barry Manilow is better than Anthrax.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Why do you doubt naf's credibility as a metal fan?

A: He always takes the easy way out!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did you think when my extremely homosexual boss declined your offer for a date by using Patrick Bateman's brilliant excuse for leaving, "I have to return some video tapes"?

A: *scratch...sniff*.........Smells like biscuits

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why do you like smelling Rusty's ass?

A: Don't worry, things can ALWAYS be worse.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did the nurse in the emergency room say to comfort you as she pulled the bottle out of your arse, bottle top end facing outwards?

A: Salt & Vinegar.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: OMG!!! You drank your own semen! What did it taste like?

A: You know, there's just some things that you shouldn't ask in a public forum.

 

[Jax]

Q. What'd you tell NeXTLiFE when he asked for details of your rendezvous with the new caribou in town?

A. He is so silly.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What first attracted you to your llama?

A: There's a three-drink minimum.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: How many drinks before you start to make any sense what-so-ever about your llama-rearing fetishes?

A: Only if Zeanra is involved

 

[Jax]

Q. Did Rusty agree to that llama orgy?

A. No, I like you..she might not though.