NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Ugh! How come your proctologist didn't prescribe something for that at your last consultation?
A: She didn't suspect a thing!
A: She didn't suspect a thing!
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
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Q: Does your girlfriend know that your case of syphillis actually originated from your llama?
A: I think you used too many big words, so she's not going to understand.
A: I think you used too many big words, so she's not going to understand.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: So is Lady of the Oracle now clear on why "The Birds" don't actually mate with "The Bees"?
A: I warned them that might happen.
A: I warned them that might happen.
nØthing
Christpuncher
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: What was written on that note you slipped into Justin Timberlake's pocket?
A: He refused to take the Polygraph test.
A: He refused to take the Polygraph test.
SLAYER85
Old School Youngin
Q: What did Ben Stiller do when Deniro found out stiller had been fucking his mother?
A: It had OJs fingerprints all over it
A: It had OJs fingerprints all over it
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Is Zeanra trying to seduce the llamas again?
A: If you want, I can refer you to a psychotherapist for that.
A: If you want, I can refer you to a psychotherapist for that.
Jax
Forum Goddess
Q. What can I do about having been traumatized by catching NeXTLiFE in a compromising position with 3 llamas and an ostrich?
A. Those pop music fans can be such dorks.
A. Those pop music fans can be such dorks.
Jax
Forum Goddess
Jax
Forum Goddess
Q. What's that growth on Rusty's nose?
A. Wait until you're a parent, then you'll understand.
A. Wait until you're a parent, then you'll understand.
Jax
Forum Goddess
hey that's you that smells like that, my kids are WAY out of that stage, man 
Q. What's the newest James Bond girl's name?
A. Think again, dumbass.
Q. What's the newest James Bond girl's name?
A. Think again, dumbass.
Q: What phrase do you get tired of hearing from your kids all the time?
A: Yes, but there's an extra surcharge for home delivery.
A: Yes, but there's an extra surcharge for home delivery.
Astral Poetry
"Eros! Your hand...!"
NaTaSMAI
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nØthing
Christpuncher
Q. How about you go and grill me my steak, ok?
A. Yeah..I really suck at making things funny..
A. Yeah..I really suck at making things funny..
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