Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Is Billy Ray Cyrus really working on a new album?

A: I think he also was once a dinner guest of mourningstar.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did xeno get food poisoning?

A: Beer is the key ingredient

 

[mourningstar]

Q: antonio looks so healthy and happy. what does his mother give him?

A: i call myself out!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How have you been getting dates?

A: Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What were the main influences on your decision to pursue a career in psychiatry? (Congrats by the way, damn fine effort mate!)

A: Now that was an eccentric performance!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What do you think of that guy that passed his oral exam whit a bottle of whisky in each hand?

A: The love of hopeless causes.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What do you consider to be your most endearing quality?

A: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Can I buy that avatar from you?

A: Perhaps. Go on.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Can I share the story about the time you got naked with the llamas?

A: She actually prefers it that way.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Why do you take that llama out on every romantic night with her?

A: The price would be just to high for you.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why can't I have sex with your mom?

A: fdj37dknx6ørG

 

[Jax]

Q. What does your cat type when he steps on your keyboard?

A. God this sucks.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What did you think when you first used your new vacuum cleaner?

A: Someone better call the paramedics, I guess.

 

[asphyXy]

Q: What did the mayor say when his town got nuked?

A: Sausage on rye bread

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What would be an acceptable birthday present?


A: I'm not sure, but I think Rusty has the answer...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Who are the real sausage aficionado's around here?

A: I was wondering the same thing myself!

 

[Stoner Sioux]

Q: What your mom would say if she saw you smoking pot?

A: Don't you know that will ruin your life.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Did you know that I'm falling in love with the music from the band that that girl in your sig plays in?

A: However it's going to happen, it was meant to happen that way.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Are you apprehensive at the prospect of losing your virginity to a rampaging herd of feral llamas?

A: She's been preoccupied with the size of her arse lately.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why do you keep grabbing your sister's arse?

A: There's a fly in my soup.