Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Jax]

Q. Did Naf tell you the trouble he had getting his llama to Edmonton without his wife finding out?

A. Sundays rule, man.

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

Q: what do you think about weekends, especially Sundays?

A: its really hot here...

 

[Jax]

Q. Why is there sweat pouring off the tip of your nose?

A. Bare feet.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What is your favorite smell?

A: You should try it again...it works better the second time.

 

[Jax]

Q. What did you tell Rusty when he had that embarrassing little problem with his llama & came to you for expert help?


A. No, this thread won't last that long.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you think your pants will still be on by dinner this evening?

A: That's not a good way to get repeat business.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Was Lady of the Oracle right to keep her pants on until after dinner?

A: That's only a rumour at this stage, but I doubt it would be a shock to anyone if it turned out to be true.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: i've been told naf is planning to give antonio 7 brothers and 11 sisters


A: yes, i always do that in my spare time. i think it's quite amusing, if not useful.

 

[Jax]

Q. Do you enjoy braiding Lee's back hair?


A. Nope, she prefers winter.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Does Lady Of The Oracle enjoys the summer?

A: No, I rather inhale a fart!

 

[Profanity]

Q: Do farts smell nice?
A: 1988

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: When did you have your first "romantic" encounter with a moose?

A: That's extremely hard to believe but, if mourningstar says it's true, I guess it must be true!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: there's this nextlife dude on um, and he seems to be quite an interesting person.

A: she said "not even if you pay me!"

 

[Profanity]

Q: there's this nextlife dude on um, and he seems to be quite an interesting person.

That's not a question.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: there's this nextlife dude on um, and he seems to be quite an interesting person.

A: she said "not even if you pay me!"

Q: So it was you and not Lady of the Oracle who accepted the bribe to say something "nice" about nextlife on here?

A: Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

 

[Jax]

Q. So I saw Naf & Rusty running off with some alpacas (similar to their beloved llamas but a bit smaller)..are they up to no good?

A. Hearse denies that he was ever involved with him.

 

[chemicalburn]

Q: Is it true that Jeffery Dahmer acted like a senstive, loving man to Hearse?

A: First we must consider the numerous socioeconomic factors involved.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Do you think it's feasible to deny Naf & Profanity their conjugal situations with llama & moose respectively?

A: I don't think she saw that coming.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: I thought Lady of The Oracle could handle that type of insult?

A: Only when the moon is full and there's romance in the air.

 

[Profanity]

Q: When does Satan come to Earth?
A: I emmit white stuff