Sooo, the reviewer is not the best ever nor does he use an easy German that could make my work easier nor is my German as good as I'd like it to be, but here you go people, my take at the translation, for those who can't wait until mocobhc does hers (which will be 3453453453245 times better than mine).
EDIT: FUCK! I was too slow

Well, since I did it I'll leave it here in case something is clearer than in hers (which I really doubt, but anyways).
:: We've listened for you: CHILDREN OF BODOM "Relentless Reckless Forever"
Finally new material from the children of the lake Bodom! Fans have waited a long time, but guitar god Alexi Laiho and the finns are back: in their former shape and fresh!
CHILDREN OF BODOM - Relentless Reckless Forever
Release Date: 4. March 2011
Tracks:
01. Not My Funeral
02. Shovel Knockout
03. Roundtrip To Hell And Back
04. Pussyfoot Miss Suicide
05. Relentless, Reckless Forever
06. Ugly
07. Cry Of The Nihilist
08. Was It Worth It?
09. Northpole Throwdown
10. Party All The Time (EDDIE MURPHY Cover)
When we received our copy of RRF last week we were very excited. We were one of the first international magazines that got the new album. What should we expect? Are COB back to their roots or following their "popier"? image a la AYDY? We could speculate forever, but a simple press of the play button does it...
01. Not My Funeral
The first song starts and we notice they've really got something going.Familiar sounds come to our ears and we feel like we're back on 2003. "Sixpounder", the classic from "HCD", in new shape, with crispy guitars and the usual Bodom sound (scheme) with background keys.
As expected Alexi's solos are there stating his case as the new Santana.
02. Shovel Knockout
Bang! Straight to the head. Does the song make it clear or would you want to try yourself how it feels to be hit in the head with a shovel? The second track starts gloomily and then Henkka's bass kicks in. But soon the song uneashes its real self. The children from Espoo combine their typical sound with powerful thrash elements.
03. Roundtrip To Hell And Back
AYDY? fans go into this flight to hell at their own expense and find themselves back in the CRY era.
04. Pussyfoot Miss Suicide
Like in SKO here there's plenty of place for thrash here. For this ¿"core loans"? and dozens of breakdowns come together. A consistent old-style song filled with the evident fresh and new COB sound. Get those neck muscles ready, you're going to need them.
05. Relentless, Reckless Forever
The titletrack turns out to be a thrash monster and the kid seem to have found a new toy (I guess as in WE will really like this song, just that not a great metaphor). A fast-paced track that fits perfectly in the new album. Couldn't be otherwise, it's the title-track
06. Ugly
An old COB tradition finds its way back here, namely the use of movie quotes. Beginnen tut dieser "schirche" Song nämlich mit solch Einem (can't translate that part, please germans!), and the song shows that one should not make judgements based on appearance. Dive into the music and the way Alexi works the song comes parallel with LDB, but of course with the new, harder guitar sound and the never obtrusive/always on place double bass.
07. Cry Of The Nihilist
I don't really undestand what he said about this one, but I think something about it being a "filler" and not having much to say about. Wait for mocobhc's translation on this one, sorry.
08. Was It Worth It?
This song has been around the internet for some time already and one can make a picture of the "reborn COB" from it. You can experience the new sound quite good, in which by the time the song is almost finished (can't get the last part) . A successful song nevertheless, with (also no idea) Mitgröhl-Garant).
09. Northpole Throwdown
Last (official) point of the listening session is this raw piece of meat (as in raw song I guess). The throwdown is served bloody-raw, and refined with guitar solos, key interludes and drum attack (powerful drums?).
10. Party All The Time (EDDIE MURPHY Cover)
This bonus Track speaks for itself. COB have proved they write the most brilliant metal cover songs and this EDDIE MURPHY song is no different. Perhaps it soon finds its way into another Compilation a la "SITC".
Conclusion: When we finally get it in March, fans are really going to enjoy it. Old school COB with modern AYDY? touches? People likes those elements and RRF represents a great fusion. Diehard fans as well as new fans will really enjoy it. The wide sea of melodic death metal is full of fish but with this we get a rare species finally back! (shitty metaphores please?)