Roommate Rants

[Valerie]

You're a dumbass.

You are a dumbass.

 

[Valerie]

ok

Self-realization at its finest, imo tbh.

 

[Cythraul]

Tarantino sucks and everyone that knows what they're talking about agree.

You are correct sir. Good job.

 

[Zephyrus]

So I invited Fatty (my roommate) to come with me and my friends to a comedy show tonight and he declined, claiming he had a lot of work to do so that he could have a weekend clear of obligations. So I'm heading out the door and I see him playing video games on his computer. The show took nearly two hours, and I just got back. I walk in the door, and guess what he's doing. Playing video games and typing smilies on yahoo messenger. What a fucking life.

 

[Belligerent]

Zeph I want to meet your roomate...and introduce him to chili cheese dogs. He'll be in the hospital in a matter of days.

 

[Zephyrus]

Zeph I want to meet your roomate...and introduce him to chili cheese dogs. He'll be in the hospital in a matter of days.

Here's a pic of him (on the right) that was taken a couple months ago. I think he's put on more weight since then.

 

[Valerie]

Why a lot of your pictures backwards?

He isn't as fat as I imagined.

 

[Zephyrus]

That picture doesn't speak for how fat he really is, especially since he's gained weight. And my pics tend to be backwards because that's what my Mac's built-in webcam does, and I don't have the means to reverse it.

 

[Belligerent]

Here's a pic of him (on the right) that was taken a couple months ago. I think he's put on more weight since then.

I remember this pic.
He looks pretty awesome tho' w/ that incredible mustache.

 

[Belligerent]

^ Good call. I was thinking the same.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Holy shit, he looks exactly like this kid I graduated high school with. Coincidentally, he also went to Maine his first year but transferred to DelVal after that.

 

[Death Aflame]

I agree that his countenance is pure badassery

 

[cookiecutter]

So I invited Fatty (my roommate) to come with me and my friends to a comedy show tonight and he declined, claiming he had a lot of work to do so that he could have a weekend clear of obligations. So I'm heading out the door and I see him playing video games on his computer. The show took nearly two hours, and I just got back. I walk in the door, and guess what he's doing. Playing video games and typing smilies on yahoo messenger. What a fucking life.

Possibly a reason why he doesn't want to hang out with you

 

[PanzerKunt]

Yeah seriously why do you even bother. If he wants to spend all day playing games then let him, it's not your problem.

 

[False Joe]

Magnum PI.

He reminds me of a kid in my school.
I've finally nailed down what they both look like.
If Hitler started touching children. That'd be what he looked like.

SRSLY though. Tell him to shave.

 

[Evil?]

This thread makes me want a Chili Dog Special from a local place around here. Very good. great fries too!

 

[supseudonymous]

You should attempt to convince him to give up internet access for a week. Maybe for a new year's resolution?

 

[Zephyrus]

Possibly a reason why he doesn't want to hang out with you

He's got no grudge against me that I can sense. I never criticize his lifestyle in front of him. I'm sure he'd love to do social things with me, but he'd much rather keep confined to his 15"x10" world.

You should attempt to convince him to give up internet access for a week. Maybe for a new year's resolution?

I might as well tell him to hang himself.

edit: bad idea, his weight would break whatever the noose is hanging from, and he'd go through the floor into the next dorm room.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Fuck health. Die happy.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Fuck health. Die early.

Normally I don't fix posts, but this one needed it.