Roommate Rants

[Rabid Headbanger]

Or live until you can't remember your name, have to mash up your food and all of society is condescending towards you. Then while living for several years in crippling agony, you finally succumb to the slow rotting anf your disease ridden corpse, and whatever is left of your skeleton, pass away so people at your funeral can pretend to cry.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Or live until... all of society is condescending towards you.

People move to Florida when they retire. Not New Jersey.

 

[The Ozzman]

I seem to have started a trend

 

[False Joe]

FUCK HEALTH.

I'd rather eat steak for 10 years, than fucking rabbit food for 80.

 

[Pessimism]

Here's a pic of him (on the right) that was taken a couple months ago. I think he's put on more weight since then.

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[Pessimism]

Is it close?

 

[Zephyrus]

Close enough.

 

[Valerie]

How did you do that? you're like the photoshop god and I'm a lowly peasant.

 

[cookiecutter]

Zeph, he may sense that you are taking pity on him, and no likes to feel that someone pities them for their lifestyle. I guess my advice would be to let him know what you are doing, but just let him do what he wants and allow him to decide if he wants to change.

 

[Zephyrus]

Zeph, he may sense that you are taking pity on him, and no likes to feel that someone pities them for their lifestyle. I guess my advice would be to let him know what you are doing, but just let him do what he wants and allow him to decide if he wants to change.

That's what I've been doing. I tell him I'm doing this and that, and he's always making excuses for why he won't tag along.

 

[Pessimism]

If you really want him to think he is gaining too much weight, send me all his pictures and I will fatify them. Then you could put them all back on his computer.

I don't know why you would do this, but you should anyway.

How did you do that? you're like the photoshop god and I'm a lowly peasant.

Trust me, it's waaaaay easier than you think

 

[cookiecutter]

Hey SB, can you switch their faces? That's always funny

 

[Pessimism]

Yes I can, although I don't know how well it will come out
(I just switched over to CS3, but it should be about the same).
Give me some moments

 

[PanzerKunt]

It's called Photoshop and isn't that hard really.

 

[Valerie]

Oh I'm good at switching faces Look at this Opeth picture I did
Lopez and Mikael look better than the others though

 

[Pessimism]

I prob should have fucked with the color a little more, but...well yeah hehahaeoh,

It's kind of scary how his face fits so well on your body Zeph

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

LMAO.

 

[cookiecutter]

Nice work

 

[Valerie]