Round Robin thread #1

Originally posted by rahvin


a few more anti-gay remarks and this board will start looking like the cannibal corpse forum. :rolleyes:

More like the Dave Matthews Band forum. Anyways, John Mayer is still gay (as the DMB people say he is). I believe Mayer should be in the next gay orgy. :p
 
Originally posted by mousewings


More like the Dave Matthews Band forum. Anyways, John Mayer is still gay (as the DMB people say he is). I believe Mayer should be in the next gay orgy. :p

being gay does not qualify as anti-gay remark, i guess. :) i'm perfectly ok with everyone doing what they like with whomever they like to, as long as all those involved agree. boards with so much focus on gay jokes are simply trivial/childish/homophobe or a combination of those, while of course the occasional sassy remark in good fun is perfectly ok. :)

rahvin.
 
Originally posted by rahvin


being gay does not qualify as anti-gay remark, i guess. :) i'm perfectly ok with everyone doing what they like with whomever they like to, as long as all those involved agree. boards with so much focus on gay jokes are simply trivial/childish/homophobe or a combination of those, while of course the occasional sassy remark in good fun is perfectly ok. :)


yeah well, I liked Nick and didn't care about him being gay till he started hitting on me and sending homo porn pics to my mail :D
 
hahaha it's not really necessary to end up in gothebuburg in your part, but it would be nice ;)

hyena
 
Part VIII

After a few minor problems getting all the leather-trousers on right place, Niklas got on his feets. Everyone felt relieved that they found one of the members. Nick found a bottle of whisky in a chest, and were just about to knock back the whole bottle as celebration when F_V smashed it from his hand. “We must still find the others, there no time for celebration!”, F_V screamed. Niklas who’s very in to DM liked his voice and said he might be able to take Stannes place if he dies during the search.
Villian who had been passive during the retaking of Niklas and quiet since Phyre’s threat, moved a few steps from Phyre and then opened his mouth: “Niklas, I know you are a good artist in everything, can’t you paint a map where the rest of the band is?”. The others just stood with their mouths opened and wondered were he came up with such an brilliant idea? Niklas told them that the only way he could make a drawing was if they brought him back to his “Cabin”.
When they were about to leave the shelter Wanderingblade saw something really funny, John Mayer without his pants under a table. Mousewings whipped his ass with the leather-whip she carries in her bag:lol:


Back in the “Cabin” Niklas draw the most perfect map one could get, showing were all the others were, but... There was just one problem, he wasn’t the last one they dropped in the middle of nowhere. Jesper Stomsblad and Stefan Holm brought Nicklasson to some creepy place in the Greek-direction after Anders, Maniac and Cocker had laid their hands on me(Niklas). He also said that the army of the DT board should aim at the northern part of Sweden first. Because in the deepest forests of Lapland, Joacim Cans and Speed Strid are trying to cut out Stannes throat because he both sings & growls better then the two of them.
The girls in the crew were almost in tears, in chorus they singed, with Rei on the high-pitch and Mel on the low:
“Oooh We cannot
let them take his
buuubuuu voice
oooh lets take him back”
(with the melody of ThereIn).

Before the take-off ATG makes everyone knows: “I have a really close source in the northern part, and she has told me that if I sometime will visit I MUST have warm clothes in the backpack”. Salamurhaaja, Thanatos and Phyros just grin and continues with their conversation about Dave Mustains arm-problems.

When they departures with their helicopters they have about 50 kilometres to walk, so they stop by in a town where they know Silentjohan and Of Silence Embraced have their roots, they might know a good way to move fast in the hard terrain. Unfortunately Silence who owns a reindeer-farm don’t know the language they’re speaking, so Johan has to interpret everything with the little English he knows to Silence everyone stares at Narcoloth who has no idea of what he is saying. When they finally have made him understand that they want to hire a sledge and some reindeers, |ngenius whispers to Mousewings and Q that God (aka Mark) has sent him some kind of sign that we should be alert.
Silence and Johan wishes them the best of luck, because it hasn't been much metal in these areas. "We can't promise that you will OK, because we don't have the knowledge of really good metal-bands moving in around up here in the north", the boys said.

Suddenly a high-pitched scream echoes through the woods followed by a low-pitched grown, it could only be…

***
 
I like it... only why am I still in it when I am supposed to be dead? or did I fake my death using the dead rats I stuffed into the dolls? :p That must be it... Where is John Mayer?... :lol:
 
~~~~~
It could only be John Mayer! Mayer jumps out from behind some trees clutching a rusty meat cleaver. "Arrgghhh!!!" Mayer screeches. A monkey jumps out from behind him with a slingshot.

"What is that?" exclaims |ngenius.

Only Nick answers. "It's John Mayer. mousewings has told me of him. He thinks he is some kind of a sex symbol and majorly talented even though he's not."

Mayer starts treking towards the frightened group. "Where is phyre?" asks rahvin. "Mayer must have got him."

mousewings bravely says "Since I know how to fake my own death using dead rats, I can save him."

"Why do you wish to save him?" asks Thanatos, grinning.
"Well... I'll explain later" mouse says.

Just as mousewings is about to move towards the creature, Mayer is downed by a knife in the back. phyre steps out from behind the trees clutching the bloody knife. "He needs no help from trendy scene follower." snarls Ormir.

Mayer's chimpanzee screeches and runs off. "Oh no, the chimpanzee has left; he will tell of our whereabouts". Siren yells. Several of the group try to catch the chimpanzee, but he is too fast.

Salamurhaaja then burns Mayers corpse, but not before the slingshot and meatcleaver are retrieved by the group. "This is a very sharp meatcleaver and a slingshot with great aim" F_V says after examining the objects.

The group then start planning their trek towards the North.

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Really weird, but the best I can do. :)
 
Originally posted by Of Silence Embraced
I changed it a little, read the end of the first part;)
And yeah, you did fake your death:D

Heheh, now mine makes little sense... :lol: John Mayer. :lol:
 
Nice job you guys, but I'm thinking we may have to extend the number of parts this story will have so we actually get an ending :p
It got a little too random for me, and personally I don't see what John Mayer has to do with a hunt for DT, but what the bu....
Lets just focus in a bit more on the next few installments...

~Kovenant (likes stories that don't wander :p)
 
Originally posted by Kovenant84

It got a little too random for me, and personally I don't see what John Mayer has to do with a hunt for DT, but what the bu....

It has totally nothing to do with the story, except Mayer got his butt kicked and our group got some weapons... and other stuff happened. :)
 
it seems we reached the end somehow... ;)
what about a stunning conclusion penned by someone full of ideas and creativity? :cool:
... i know it would be great, but we can also settle for anyone of us doing it instead. :p :p :p

rahvin.