ROYAL CARNAGE APRIL MADNESS: Round #1

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A N Y Bathory albums would kill any Opeth album. Even [Opeth's best] vs Octagon wouldn't even get bloody, that Opeth album would get a heart attack on the way to the ring
 
Bracket 1:
Burzum "Hvis Lyset Tar Oss"
Judas Priest "Stained Class" vs. Meshuggah "Chaosphere" <---- no opinion
Venom "Black Metal"
Skepticism "Stormcrowfleet"
Dimmu Borgir "Stormblåst" <----- gah, damn hard choice, but I love "Stormblåst", so.. :\
Graveland "Thousand Swords"
Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" <----- this is inhuman, but DMDS IS the better album. Still hurts to wave goodbye to Suffocation so early :(
Drudkh "Autumn Aurora"
Amorphis "Tales From the Thousand Lakes"
Vader "Litany"

Bracket 2:
Deicide "Deicide"
Celtic Frost "Morbid Tales"
Testament "The Legacy" vs. Cradle of Filth "Dusk... And Her Embrace" <---- no opinion
Empyrium "Songs of Moors and Misty Fields"
In Flames "The Jester Race" vs. Sentenced "Amok" <----- no opinion
Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
Sodom "Agent Orange"
Neurosis "Through Silver in Blood"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Emperor "In the Nightside Eclipse"

Bracket 3:
In the Woods... "Heart of the Ages"
My Dying Bride "Turn Loose the Swans"
Candlemass "Nightfall"
Darkthrone "Transilvanian Hunger"
Immolation "Close to a World Below"
Primordial "Spirit the Earth Aflame" vs. Pestilence "Testimony of the Ancients" <---- no opinion
Coroner "Mental Vortex" vs. Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane" <----- no opinion
Overkill "The Years of Decay" vs. Iron Maiden "Powerslave" <----- no opinion
Immortal "Pure Holocaust"
Satyricon "Nemesis Divina"

Bracket 4:
Dark Tranquillity "The Gallery"
Obituary "Cause of Death"
Scald "Will of the Gods is Great Power" vs. Manilla Road "Crystal Logic" <---- no opinion
Death "Scream Bloody Gore"
Mastodon "Remission" vs. Dark Angel "Darkness Descends" <---- no opinion
Nile "Black Seeds of Vengeance"
Carcass "Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious"
Summoning "Dol Guldur"
Destruction "Eternal Devastation"
Morbid Angel "Altars of Madness"

Bracket 5:
Exodus "Bonded by Blood"
Sepultura "Beneath the Remains"
Bathory "Blood Fire Death"
Slayer "Reign in Blood"
Agalloch "Pale Folklore"
Blut Aus Nord "The Work Which Transforms God"
Dismember "Like an Everflowing Stream"
Negurã Bunget "'N Crugu Bradului"
Vintersorg "Till Fjälls"
Eucharist "A Velvet Creation"
 
Primordial "Spirit the Earth Aflame" vs. Pestilence "Testimony of the Ancients" <---- no opinion
So tell me Mr. Death Metal Dude, why haven't you heard that Pestilence? And also, why the FUCK aren't you :worship:ing Spirit...? :(
 
Erik said:
So tell me Mr. Death Metal Dude, why haven't you heard that Pestilence? And also, why the FUCK aren't you :worship:ing Spirit...? :(

The Pestilence reviews I've read have made me steer clear of them. I'm very new to Primordial, I've only heard some songs from their latest. Didn't exactly tickle my fancy, but I shall have to give "The Gathering Wilderness" more time.
 
fotmbm said:
A N Y Bathory albums would kill any Opeth album. Even [Opeth's best] vs Octagon wouldn't even get bloody, that Opeth album would get a heart attack on the way to the ring

Uh.... no. A N Y Opeth album kills A N Y Bathory album. Even [Bathory's best] vs. Deliverance wouldn't be a contest - that Bathory album would get booed out of the ring by the 2nd round.
 
fotmbm said:
A N Y Bathory albums would kill any Opeth album. Even [Opeth's best] vs Octagon wouldn't even get bloody, that Opeth album would get a heart attack on the way to the ring
A true testament to the poor tastes of the folks on this board.:loco:

Seriously, to each their own. If you think Bathory's that good, that's cool. To me, comparing Bathory to Opeth is like comparing a horse-drawn carriage to a Ferrari.

Zod
 
Bracket 1:
Meshuggah "Chaosphere"
Anathema "Judgement"
Isis "Panopticon"
Megadeth "Rust in Peace"

Bracket 2:
Testament "The Legacy"
Kayo Dot "Choirs of the Eve"
Manowar "Hail to England"
Mastodon "Leviathan"

Bracket 3:
Dio "Holy Diver"
Iron Maiden "Powerslave"

Bracket 4:
Nevermore "Dreaming Neon Black"
Bruce Dickinson "The Chemical Wedding"
Mastodon "Remission" (we get 2 albums!)

Bracket 5:
Angra "Rebirth"
Opeth "Morningrise"
 
Bracket 1:
Burzum "Hvis Lyset Tar Oss"
Meshuggah "Chaosphere"
Skepticism "Stormcrowfleet"
Ulver "Bergtatt"
Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas"
Drudkh "Autumn Aurora"

Bracket 2:
Frost "Morbid Tales"
Empyrium "Songs of Moors and Misty Fields"
Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Emperor "In the Nightside Eclipse"

Bracket 3:
In the Woods... "HEart of the Ages"
Darkthrone "Transilvanian Hunger"
Thergothon "Stream From the Heavens"
Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane"
Immortal "Pure Holocaust"
Satyricon "Nemesis Divina"

Bracket 4:
Dark Tranquillity "The Gallery"
Dark Angel "Darkness Descends"
Arch Enemy "Wages of Sin"
Nokturnal Mortum "Goat Horns"

Bracket 5:
Agalloch "Pale Folklore"
Katatonia "Brave Murder Day"
Dismember "Like an Everflowing Stream"
Negurã Bunget "'N Crugu Bradului"
Vintersorg "Till Fjälls"


I think you've managed to sperad the choices surprisingly even over the genres, good work.
 
Bracket 1:
Hammers of Misfortune "The Bastard" (it's just embedded deeper within my loins)
Judas Priest "Stained Class"
Skepticism "Stormcrowfleet"
Ulver "Bergtatt"
Graveland "Thousand Swords"
Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas"
Pagan Altar "Vol. 1" vs. Drudkh "Autumn Aurora" [HOLY FUCK!!!] - Will. Not. Vote
Isis "Panopticon" vs. Amorphis "Tales From the Thousand Lakes" [HOLY FUCK!!!] - Will. Not. Vote. The. Sequel
Megadeth "Rust in Peace" - muwahahahahahaaha

Bracket 2:
Motörhead "Overkill"
Mercyful Fate "Don't Break the Oath"
Testament "The Legacy"
Empyrium "Songs of Moors and Misty Fields"
In Flames "The Jester Race"
Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
Sodom "Agent Orange"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Emperor "In the Nightside Eclipse"

Bracket 3:
The Lord Weird Slough Feg "Twilight of the Idols" (that was a toughie)
My Dying Bride "Turn Loose the Swans"
Dio "Holy Diver" - yeah, yeah I know...
Darkthrone "Transilvanian Hunger"
Thergothon "Stream From the Heavens"
Primordial "Spirit the Earth Aflame" [HOLY MOTHERFUCK FUCK - What are you doing to me???] - Sorry Pestilence, may you purge me in hell
Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane"
Iron Maiden "Powerslave" :lol: Overkill are dust....
Cathedral "Forest of Equilibrium"
At the Gates "Slaughter of the Soul"

Bracket 4:
Dark Tranquillity "The Gallery"
Obituary "Cause of Death"
Scald "Will of the Gods is Great Power" vs. Manilla Road "Crystal Logic" [OK this is definitely a joke..........Erik, we need to talk - you may need rehab]
Bruce Dickinson "The Chemical Wedding" - Sorry Chuck
Dark Angel "Darkness Descends"
Nile "Black Seeds of Vengeance"
Summoning "Dol Guldur"
Iced Earth "Night of the Stormrider"
Black Sabbath "Vol. 4"

Bracket 5:
Angra "Rebirth"
Sepultura "Beneath the Remains"
Opeth "Morningrise"
Slayer "Reign in Blood" - hahaha
Agalloch "Pale Folklore" - ooh I bet that was tough for everyone :loco:
Katatonia "Brave Murder Day"
Negurã Bunget "'N Crugu Bradului"
Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth"
Eucharist "A Velvet Creation" - hahaha, Bodom made the list :tickled:

Those are some AWESOME match ups.
 
Dude Henrik get Pestilence NOW. Hmm, well maybe not because I don't think they have any songs about decapitated grannies. :Spin:

I'm sorta disappointed in myself for voting Pale Folklore over Among the Living. You just can't beat an album that says "YOUR MOMMY MADE A MONSTER, NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE!" :kickass:
 
Bracket 1:
Hammers of Misfortune "The Bastard"
Judas Priest "Stained Class"
Venom "Black Metal"
Helloween "Walls of Jericho"
Dimmu Borgir "Stormblåst"
Kreator "Coma of Souls"
Suffocation "Pierced From Within"
Drudkh "Autumn Aurora"
Amorphis "Tales From the Thousand Lakes"
Megadeth "Rust in Peace"

Bracket 2:
Motörhead "Overkill"
Mercyful Fate "Don't Break the Oath"
Testament "The Legacy"
Death Angel "The Ultra-Violence"
In Flames "The Jester Race"
Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
Sodom "Agent Orange""
Neurosis "Through Silver in Blood"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Mastodon "Leviathan"

Bracket 3:
The Lord Weird Slough Feg "Twilight of the Idols"
Accept "Balls to the Wall"
Dio "Holy Diver"
Entombed "Left Hand Path"
Immolation "Close to a World Below"
Pestilence "Testimony of the Ancients"
Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane" (Glad it was Mental Vortex, if you has said any other early coroner i woulda had no idea what to vote for)
Overkill "The Years of Decay" (FUCK FUCK FUCK)
Immortal "Pure Holocaust"
Satyricon "Nemesis Divina"

Bracket 4:
Nevermore "Dreaming Neon Black"
Pantera "Cowboys From Hell"
Manilla Road "Crystal Logic"
Bruce Dickinson "The Chemical Wedding"
Dark Angel "Darkness Descends"
Arch Enemy "Wages of Sin"
Nokturnal Mortum "Goat Horns"
Summoning "Dol Guldur"
Destruction "Eternal Devastation"
Morbid Angel "Altars of Madness"

Bracket 5:
xodus "Bonded by Blood"
Sepultura "Beneath the Remains"
Bathory "Blood Fire Death" (HAHHAHAHAHAHAH OPETH)
Slayer "Reign in Blood"
Anthrax "Among the Living"
Katatonia "Brave Murder Day"
Dismember "Like an Everflowing Stream"
The Chasm "Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph"
Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth"
Children of Bodom "Hatebreeder"
 
Bracket 1:
Hammers of Misfortune "The Bastard"
Meshuggah "Chaosphere"
(NO VOTE)Anathema "Judgement" vs. Venom "Black Metal"
(NO VOTE)Skepticism "Stormcrowfleet" vs. Helloween "Walls of Jericho"
(NO VOTE)Ulver "Bergtatt" vs. Dimmu Borgir "Stormblåst"
Kreator "Coma of Souls"
(NO VOTE)Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" vs. Suffocation "Pierced From Within"
(NO VOTE)Pagan Altar "Vol. 1" vs. Drudkh "Autumn Aurora"
(NO VOTE)Isis "Panopticon" vs. Amorphis "Tales From the Thousand Lakes"
Megadeth "Rust in Peace"

Bracket 2:
(NO VOTE)Motörhead "Overkill" vs. Deicide "Deicide"
(NO VOTE)Mercyful Fate "Don't Break the Oath" vs. Celtic Frost "Morbid Tales"
Testament "The Legacy"
(NO VOTE)Empyrium "Songs of Moors and Misty Fields" vs. Death Angel "The Ultra-Violence"
(NO VOTE)In Flames "The Jester Race" vs. Sentenced "Amok"
(NO VOTE)Stratovarius "Destiny" vs. Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
(NO VOTE)Sodom "Agent Orange" vs. Saint Vitus "Born Too Late"
Neurosis "Through Silver in Blood"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Mastodon "Leviathan"

Bracket 3:
The Lord Weird Slough Feg "Twilight of the Idols"
(NO VOTE)Accept "Balls to the Wall" vs. My Dying Bride "Turn Loose the Swans"
Candlemass "Nightfall"
(NO VOTE)Darkthrone "Transilvanian Hunger" vs. Entombed "Left Hand Path"
(NO VOTE)Immolation "Close to a World Below" vs. Thergothon "Stream From the Heavens"
(NO VOTE)Primordial "Spirit the Earth Aflame" vs. Pestilence "Testimony of the Ancients"
Coroner "Mental Vortex"
Overkill "The Years of Decay"
(NO VOTE)Cathedral "Forest of Equilibrium" vs. Immortal "Pure Holocaust"
(NO VOTE)At the Gates "Slaughter of the Soul" vs. Satyricon "Nemesis Divina"

Bracket 4:
Nevermore "Dreaming Neon Black"
Pantera "Cowboys From Hell"
(NO VOTE)Scald "Will of the Gods is Great Power" vs. Manilla Road "Crystal Logic"
(NO VOTE)Death "Scream Bloody Gore" vs. Bruce Dickinson "The Chemical Wedding"
Mastodon "Remission"
(NO VOTE)Arch Enemy "Wages of Sin" vs. Nile "Black Seeds of Vengeance"
(NO VOTE)Carcass "Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious" vs. Nokturnal Mortum "Goat Horns"
(NO VOTE)Tiamat "Wildhoney" vs. Summoning "Dol Guldur"
Iced Earth "Night of the Stormrider"
(NO VOTE)Morbid Angel "Altars of Madness" vs. Black Sabbath "Vol. 4"

Bracket 5:
Exodus "Bonded by Blood"
Sepultura "Beneath the Remains"
(NO VOTE)Bathory "Blood Fire Death" vs. Opeth "Morningrise"
(NO VOTE)Slayer "Reign in Blood" vs. Samael "Passage"
Anthrax "Among the Living"
(NO VOTE)Katatonia "Brave Murder Day" vs. Blut Aus Nord "The Work Which Transforms God"
(NO VOTE)Dismember "Like an Everflowing Stream" vs. Beherit "Drawing Down the Moon"
(NO VOTE)The Chasm "Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph" vs. Negurã Bunget "'N Crugu Bradului"
Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth"
(NO VOTE)Eucharist "A Velvet Creation" vs. Children of Bodom "Hatebreeder"
 
Bracket 1:
Burzum "Hvis Lyset Tar Oss"
Meshuggah "Chaosphere"
Venom "Black Metal"
Skepticism "Stormcrowfleet"
Ulver "Bergtatt"
Kreator "Coma of Souls"
Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas"
Amorphis "Tales From the Thousand Lakes"
Megadeth "Rust in Peace"

Bracket 2:
Motörhead "Overkill"
Celtic Frost "Morbid Tales"
Testament "The Legacy"
Death Angel "The Ultra-Violence"
Sentenced "Amok"
Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
Sodom "Agent Orange"
Neurosis "Through Silver in Blood"
Manowar "Hail to England"
Emperor "In the Nightside Eclipse"

Bracket 3:
In the Woods... "HEart of the Ages"
Accept "Balls to the Wall"
Candlemass "Nightfall"
Darkthrone "Transilvanian Hunger"
Immolation "Close to a World Below"
Primordial "Spirit the Earth Aflame"
Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane"
Iron Maiden "Powerslave"
Immortal "Pure Holocaust"
Satyricon "Nemesis Divina"

Bracket 4:
Nevermore "Dreaming Neon Black"
Obituary "Cause of Death"
Scald "Will of the Gods is Great Power"
Death "Scream Bloody Gore"
Dark Angel "Darkness Descends"
Nile "Black Seeds of Vengeance"
Carcass "Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious"
Tiamat "Wildhoney"
Destruction "Eternal Devastation"
Morbid Angel "Altars of Madness"

Bracket 5:
Exodus "Bonded by Blood"
Sepultura "Beneath the Remains"
Opeth "Morningrise"
Samael "Passage"
Agalloch "Pale Folklore"
Katatonia "Brave Murder Day"
Dismember "Like an Everflowing Stream"
The Chasm "Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph"
Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth"
Eucharist "A Velvet Creation"
 
Bracket 1:
Burzum "Hvis Lyset Tar Oss"
Meshuggah "Chaosphere"
Venom "Black Metal"
Skepticism "Stormcrowfleet"
Ulver "Bergtatt"
Kreator "Coma of Souls"
Suffocation "Pierced From Within"
Drudkh "Autumn Aurora"
Amorphis "Tales From the Thousand Lakes"
Vader "Litany"

Bracket 2:
Deicide "Deicide"
Celtic Frost "Morbid Tales"
Testament "The Legacy"
Empyrium "Songs of Moors and Misty Fields"
Sentenced "Amok"
Enslaved "Vikingligr Veldi"
Sodom "Agent Orange"
Neurosis "Through Silver in Blood"
Metallica "Ride the Lightning"
Mastodon "Leviathan"

Bracket 3:
In the Woods... "HEart of the Ages"
Accept "Balls to the Wall"
Dio "Holy Diver"
Darkthrone "Transilvanian Hunger"
Immolation "Close to a World Below"
Primordial "Spirit the Earth Aflame"
Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane"
Iron Maiden "Powerslave"
Immortal "Pure Holocaust"
At the Gates "Slaughter of the Soul"

Bracket 4:
Nevermore "Dreaming Neon Black"
Obituary "Cause of Death"
Scald "Will of the Gods is Great Power"
Death "Scream Bloody Gore"
Mastodon "Remission"
Nile "Black Seeds of Vengeance"
Carcass "Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious"
Tiamat "Wildhoney"
Destruction "Eternal Devastation"
Black Sabbath "Vol. 4"

Bracket 5:
Exodus "Bonded by Blood"
Sepultura "Beneath the Remains"
Opeth "Morningrise"
Slayer "Reign in Blood"
Agalloch "Pale Folklore"
Katatonia "Brave Murder Day"
Dismember "Like an Everflowing Stream"
The Chasm "Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph"
Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth"
Eucharist "A Velvet Creation"
 
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http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=192268

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Why would someone partake in a cotnest like this? Opeth's album is the best of those listed, yet, Bathory's pathetic piece of music gets voted more often. Obviously this is a retard contest, therefore voting makes you a retard.
 
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I actually had the following conversation at a sub shop near my house:

Woman Behind Counter: Oh, you like her too?
General Zod: Huh?
Woman Behind Counter: Oprah?
General Zod: Huh?
Woman Behind Counter: Uhhh... your shirt?
General Zod: Ohhhh. That's actually "Opeth". It's the name of a band.
Woman Behind Counter: Ohhh. What song do they sing?
General Zod: Uhhh... Serenity Painted Death.
Woman Behind Counter: What station do they play it on?
General Zod: It's not on the radio. They're kind of an underground band.
Woman Behind Counter: Ohhh? Who do they sound like?
General Zod: Hmmm... they play a style of music called "Death Metal".
Woman Behind Counter: You mean like Metallica?
General Zod: Uhhh... not really. They're a bit more aggressive.
Woman Behind Counter: Oh. I probably wouldn't lie it.
General Zod: Probably not.

Zod
 
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