Simpsons Quotes

[MagSec4]

Any Simpsons fans out there?
Post any funny quotes/parts you remember

(Homer thinking) I don't understand a word he's saying... I wish I was at home with a big bag of potato chips... mmmmmm..potaaato chips..

 

[Peti]

SIMPSONS KICKS ASS!
I like them!

 

[Janina]

OMG I just love the Simpsons!!

Unfortunately I can't remember any funny quotes right now... I should probably watch a couple of old episodes now

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

bah...crap

 

[Cyanide]

wOOt simpsons!

Homer: you tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is : never try

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Barney under the beer tap at Moe's:

"Uh oh, my heart just stopped...ohhhhh there it goes!"

 

[MagSec4]

Ernie: haha that's a great one!

Homer drops the last peanut of the jar in the couch, reaches to look for it, finds a $20 bill
Homer: 20 dollars?!! I wanted a peanut..
Homer's Brain: With 20 dollars you can get lots of peanuts
Homer: Explain!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Homer: Woohoo!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i don't remember very well, but it was something like this

Marge: homer, would you do something for me after you finish work?
Homer: sure honey
Brain: yeah right! she'll never know what i'll be doing
Marge: you won't be at moe's after work right?
Homer: HA! Of course i'll be at moe's!
Brain: hey... did i think or say that?!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: DOHH!

 

[Barr WildChild]

From the episode: "homer loves flanders"

Marge: hi honey, how was your day at work?
Homer: can't talk, going to Flanders, later sex

there are soo many funny quotes..

I really like the simpsons but the newest seasons sucks. the episodes are really reaching for plot

 

[Welly]

haha the ramones at burn's birthday:

I'd just like to say the cake sucked!

 

[Cyanide]

haha the ramones at burn's birthday:
I'd just like to say the cake sucked!

didn't Joey Ramone say : i'de just like to say this gig sucks! (hey, up yours springfield ) ???

 

[MagSec4]

Flanders is telling homer about the differences between apple juice and apple cider and Homer's brain says to Homer: "Alright you can stay here but I'm leaving!"
..Homer's body plops on the ground

 

[stormy]

love the simpsons. but cant think any qoutes atm.

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Krusty, after watching the lamest Itchy & Scratchy cartoon:

"Ahhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a--heh heh heh hey woah! Wasn't that great, kids?!?!"

 

[~MarttiPrkl]

FUCK I LOVE SIMPSONS!

I have a CD full of Simpson quotes which i downloaded from WinMX.

Homer is using comp:

"Press any key to continue"... "Hmm, wheres anykey?"

 

[-Gavin-]

Homer: What to do with all this dirty money
Lisa: Well dad, there are a lot of hungry kids in the world.
Homer: Ah! i see what you're saying...I need to buy a gun!

 

[MagSec4]

Krusty, after watching the lamest Itchy & Scratchy cartoon:

"Ahhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a--heh heh heh hey woah! Wasn't that great, kids?!?!"

ok another...
Lisa: Isn't there ANYthing in here that doesn't have meat in it?!
Cafeteria Lady: Possibly the meatloaf

 

[Mahawkk]

oh i used to watch it every day. simpsons rule a damn lot

 

[Kuvasz]

didn't Joey Ramone say : i'de just like to say this gig sucks! (hey, up yours springfield ) ???

Joey: I'd just like to say this gig sucks
Johnny: Hey, up yours, Springfield
C.Jay: One Two Three Four

*birthday song*

C.Jay: Go to hell, you old bastard
Marky: Hey, I think they liked us

 

[stefan86]