So....I got laid. (help)

[Det Som Engang Var]

First I ate her out, she came once. Then we were fucking and I made her orgasm.

But guys, I'm a virgin and I didn't cum. WHY? She's beauiful. I know I'm not gay. It felt great when she was sucking me, which she wouldn't do long since she doesn't like sucking dick.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I usually get off no problem. Her pussy felt great I just...couldn't cum no matter how hard and how much I fucked her.

I feel like such a failure.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

You ARE a failure.

 

[Shmu]

Well either you are gay or try to masturbate less

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

If you yelled into her snatch and it sounded like the Grand Canyon echoing back at you, chances are, you aren't going to cum unless you are hung like Bigfoot.

 

[Shmu]

If you yelled into her snatch and it sounded like the Grand Canyon echoing back at you, chances are, you aren't going to cum unless you are hung like Bigfoot.

I lol'ed but its true

 

[Enemy242]

this thread is fucking lol. Maybe it's because you're THINKING SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT IT. Anxiety can play a hugeeee role in the body dude, if you're so worried about everything and being this perfect image or this sexual beast you're probably going to be super tied up and not able to just let it happen. If anything you should be happy that she probably got off pretty well instead of worrying about if you're gay or your dong is broken. If you were super chill and that was not the case at all then oh well, shit happens and next time it'll probably be different; it's not like she's going OH MAN YOU SUCK YOU DIDN'T CUM YOU'RE SUCH A FAILURE I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN YOU FAG.

 

[~Lynn~]

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[Kvlt Wench]

this thread is fucking lol. Maybe it's because you're THINKING SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT IT. Anxiety can play a hugeeee role in the body dude, if you're so worried about everything and being this perfect image or this sexual beast you're probably going to be super tied up and not able to just let it happen. If anything you should be happy that she probably got off pretty well instead of worrying about if you're gay or your dong is broken. If you were super chill and that was not the case at all then oh well, shit happens and next time it'll probably be different; it's not like she's going OH MAN YOU SUCK YOU DIDN'T CUM YOU'RE SUCH A FAILURE I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN YOU FAG.

Ahaha thanks for typing up exactly what I was thinking so I didn't have to.

 

[Shmu]

Give the guy a break it was his first time

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Who the fuck posts shit like this though?
You deserve to be made fun of.

 

[Morganna]

He could have been nervous. Anyhow, for what its worth, grats John. Next time will be much better.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

he's the king of awkward things-you-shouldn't-post-on-the-internet

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Fuck you Kriggy, you fat ugly cunt.

Yeah, I put it on the internet. So what? And I WASN'T nervous. At all. Fuck you guys. Seriously, mean bastards. Enemy is cool, Morgy is cool.. Shmu is cool. I was hoping for some responses from people that mattered on here, not you bastards.

I'm a failure huh Kriggy? And Isabel, you dance on poles. Just put me on ignore, I never liked you anyway. I don't want to hear your shit. Mean bitch. You've had it out for me since day one.

 

[Shpongled]

John are you learning anything from your experience and time on this board? Cuz it sure doesn't seem like it.

Congratulations, btw. You're aren't the first guy that didn't finish his first time. It's not big deal, don't worry about it.

But I can't stress it enough dude... You have GOT TO STOP worrying about what people think of you all the goddamned time. Don't try so hard to fit in. I know that's the core of your problem, you're so concerned with making yourself look good to others. Just fucking be John and be happy because you're alive and life is fun. There's nothing more to it, man.

 

[Shpongled]

Fuck you Kriggy, you fat ugly cunt.

Yeah, I put it on the internet. So what? And I WASN'T nervous. At all. Fuck you guys. Seriously, mean bastards. Enemy is cool, Morgy is cool.. Shmu is cool. I was hoping for some responses from people that mattered on here, not you bastards

COME ON DUDE

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Enemy is cool

And Isabel, you dance on poles. Just put me on ignore, I never liked you anyway. I don't want to hear your shit. Mean bitch. You've had it out for me since day one.

Uhhh so Andrew is cool but I'm a bitch for saying that I agree with exactly what he said? If you don't like me why don't you put me on ignore? Although I've never gone out of my way to say anything mean to you so I'm really not sure what your problem is. Maybe it's because I have a great sex life and I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to pole dance and not give a shit if anybody think that implies that I'm a stripper, because it's something I enjoy. Meanwhile you come onto this forum and bitch about every single little insecurity you have. Big fucking deal, your first time getting laid was awkward. Did you really expect to be some kind of stud with all the whining you do about how you can't get with girls? Grow the fuck up already.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

He started it calling me a failure. Fuck him, that's rude.

I DON'T care what others think of me. I made this thread hoping someone could explain to me why this happened. Instead I get bombarded with insults and presumptions.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Fuck it. I'm done with the board for real this time. Nice knowing you all.

 

[El Stormo]

And the board has officially hit a new low.

 

[Shpongled]

Aye


John, instead of getting pissed off, maybe take a few moments to actually consider what is being said by others here. Give it some real thought and let it sink in a little bit. Be open to understanding their perspectives. You could learn so much about yourself.

Stop acting on impulse. Think.

God damn I'm running out of advice to give you, man.