So....I got laid. (help)
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Dead Winter
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John, the fact that you didn't cum is a good thing. That means you have control over your body...chicks are gonna love that, trust me. There was probably a little anxiety there, which means that you just need to relax...this is a normal thing...the more you think about it, the more difficult it becomes. You can't will yourself to cum. This is very normal, dude...there's nothing wrong with you.
Also, don't feel alone...I didn't finish my first time...or second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth or tenth. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't finish for a while. Your body has to get used to her body, or basically get used to fucking. For years you've had one feeling: your hand. Now it's a smorgasbord of feelings and it's a bit overwhelming. Don't get frustrated, just enjoy it; also enjoy the fact that you can make a girl cum repeatedly. I got laid so much because I was able to last for hours. Use it to your advantage for now...they'll love it. Eventually you'll blow your load, don't worry. You just have to get used to the new sensation of intercourse.
I guarantee they'd much prefer a guy who can last a long time and make them cum repeatedly instead of someone who does his thing in a few minutes without letting them get theirs on.
Also, don't feel alone...I didn't finish my first time...or second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth or tenth. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't finish for a while. Your body has to get used to her body, or basically get used to fucking. For years you've had one feeling: your hand. Now it's a smorgasbord of feelings and it's a bit overwhelming. Don't get frustrated, just enjoy it; also enjoy the fact that you can make a girl cum repeatedly. I got laid so much because I was able to last for hours. Use it to your advantage for now...they'll love it. Eventually you'll blow your load, don't worry. You just have to get used to the new sensation of intercourse.
I guarantee they'd much prefer a guy who can last a long time and make them cum repeatedly instead of someone who does his thing in a few minutes without letting them get theirs on.
azal
love is the answer
dude obviously he has no control, because he wanted to blow a load and wasn't able to force one out
I'm not up to speed, is john still on downers or whatever? does he still drink and do drugs?
If so that's the most likely source of his problems.
If it's true that he's good getting himself off he should have just jacked one out on her face.
bitches love that shit.
I'm not up to speed, is john still on downers or whatever? does he still drink and do drugs?
If so that's the most likely source of his problems.
If it's true that he's good getting himself off he should have just jacked one out on her face.
bitches love that shit.
Anvil
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This is what I wanted to type, almost to the letter, but I kept bursting out in laughing fits.
TomAwesome
I LIKE JUICE!
Dead Winter
STAHP
Man, azal always swoops in with the perfect post.
But azal's also got a point: drugs can harm your sex life. Something else to think about.
oh lawdy 
*facepalm* @ this thread. the kind of facepalm where i then slowly drag my hand down my face, tempted to gouge my eyes out.
*facepalm* @ this thread. the kind of facepalm where i then slowly drag my hand down my face, tempted to gouge my eyes out.
derek
Grey Eminence
Some of the advice in here is embarrassing.
Cara's facepalm was so facepalmy that I can feel it palming my face.
Cara's facepalm was so facepalmy that I can feel it palming my face.
El Stormo
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Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
slashvanyoung
Dopefish lives!
I think John's interpretation of "being away for good" is rather loose.
Quite naive, the boy. I kinda feel bad for him, it's just too easy to tear him apart.
Quite naive, the boy. I kinda feel bad for him, it's just too easy to tear him apart.
Psychonaut
God Of Emptiness
El Stormo
Member
It's like I told Isabel when we were talking about it - we're hard on him, but it's mostly for his own good... it's just that sometimes, it's incredibly hard to resist the temptation to mercilessly cut him down.
The only thing that could fix this thread now would be if LRD came and chimed in with his expertise
*fires up the LRD signal, which is like the bat signal except that the silhouette is of a flashing man instead of a bat*
*fires up the LRD signal, which is like the bat signal except that the silhouette is of a flashing man instead of a bat*
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
~Lynn~
Bah...
This is about the eleventyeleventh time he's posted an open door for punishment. The track record speaks for itself. For fucks sake by now you'd think he'd have figured it out.
On the other hand after arguing most of the day with UPS about losing an extremely expensive package, this was exactly the thread I needed to pop on here and read.
Lordlucid
Warning: Contains Alcohol
