So....I got laid. (help)

[DreamNeonBlack]

What the heck happened over here? I sleep, go to work and come home to this!?

Leave the guy alone, maybe it wasn't something to post but don't beat him up over it.









And I would like pics of this chick John nailed...just sayin.

 

[Dead Winter]

What the heck happened over here? I sleep, go to work and come home to this!?

Leave the guy alone, maybe it wasn't something to post but don't beat him up over it.









And I would like pics of this chick John nailed...just sayin.

Yep. I'm glad you said it first, cuz I didn't feel like ducking spears. Although I'm not sure it would be wise to post a pic of the girl you just had sex with on a forum that's giving you shit for asking advice.

 

[Danny_Glover]

First I ate her out, she came once. Then we were fucking and I made her orgasm.

But guys, I'm a virgin and I didn't cum. WHY? She's beauiful. I know I'm not gay. It felt great when she was sucking me, which she wouldn't do long since she doesn't like sucking dick.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I usually get off no problem. Her pussy felt great I just...couldn't cum no matter how hard and how much I fucked her.

I feel like such a failure.

The fuck? Alright now listen. Whatcha did done is that you got yourself wound up too tight about the whole thang. You got to relax and go with it. Don't worry so much about perception. Don't turn finishing into a task. When it becomes work, you can forget about it. This chickadee obviously got her rocks off, so you know you can please. Next time, focus more on having yourself pleased. Don't be afraid to whack yourself off a little bit if you need to...nothin' wrong with a little self stimulation my friend. And what the fuck? When I go "down there" on a bitch, I expect the same effort in return! I understand if you wanna be nice to your lady and not make her do something she doesn't want to, but damn. Give and take! Give. And. Take.

Don't take it so seriously, man. Like I said, don't make it work. Don't stew over this like it's a test you failed, cause it's nothing like that, and you didn't fail. You got it on! Now you know how to approach it next time and you'll have more fun. Aww yeah.

 

[Dead Winter]

If Danny Glover's out of his cage, it's gonna git ugly.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Danny Glover gits dem tittays.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

He's not too old for that shit?

 

[Lunar Still]

You're never too old for tittays!

 

[azal]

only danny glover can use the word "chickadee" and not sound like a fag.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

awwwwww yea!

 

[guitarguru777]

He was luki'n at titties fore you was an itch in yo daddys pantz!

 

[Danny_Glover]

Does it look like I'm too old for this shit? Dropped the ol' ball & chain and got myself a hot young one! Livin' and lovin'

 

[azal]

danny's slipper game is legit

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I can kinda sorta see a bulge in Danny's pants....yeah I was looking >_>

 

[Danny_Glover]

Like what you see, Miss Cee Tee? :Smokedev:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Oh, Danny.

 

[EricT]

The title of this thread is just too much. I can't stop laughing whenever I scroll over it. We totally need a hide thread option so I can move on with my day.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

When I was 19 I had a bf that was a virgin and I was his first... he didn't cum either in the couple of first times.. it happens.
It didn't bother me back then much like it doen't bother me now.
It happens, and your first time does not reflect anything about you, your sex life, and what kind of lover you will be/ are.
We all had embarrassing first times John, ALL OF US. When you'll go on with your life, have more girls, learn, mature, and be a different man as the years go by, you'd look back on this day and laugh.
Don't worry too much.

and also... don't get so mad over this thread, I tend to agree with Brooks: taking a personal moment and turning it into a thread in a forum that is full of ass-holes (funny ones for that matter) was your first mistake
Congratulations for the 'first time' though !!!

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I agree.


I'd also still like some pics and now I want to hear about the sexual exploits of 19 year old karen.

 

[Lord Foul]

I honestly have no memories of my first time any longer. Not sure what that means.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

So I told a couple friends at work about this hysterical thread, and they both agreed - news flash - that they'd be totally okay with a dude not blowing his load during sex. It happens. However, said dude rushing to tell the internet, needing to point out "BTW I'm not gay," and ragequitting the board over some gentle ribbing? Total deal-breaker.