Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Dude, you've gotta wait to introduce the kinky stuff until at least the third time.
So....I got laid. (help)
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Dude, you've gotta wait to introduce the kinky stuff until at least the third time.
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Moral of the story: Neverboard sex is awesome. Yeah I'm looking at two people whose first names start with the letter K!
video plz
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
Guess I was lucky. My first time (yes, with Derick) was excellent. No pain, no blood. It was over in a flash for both of us, but was oh so satisfying. All those months of pining for each other on this here Neverboard had left us hot and ready to get at each other. Thanks, Nevermore board!
Haha you sure there's not another reason for that? I seem to recall a story involving a hairbrush...
Yeah, technically my first experience with penetration was with the hairbrush handle when I was 11 or 12. But there was no bleeding that time, either, and the hairbrush was not that well endowed.
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
- Annular in which the hymen forms a ring around the vaginal opening
- Septate in which the hymen has one or more bands extending across the opening (looks rather like a pig snout in the illustration below)
- Cribriform in which the hymen stretches completely across the vaginal opening, but looks shot full of holes.
- Parous Introitus which refers to the vaginal opening which has had a baby pass through it and consequently has nothing left of its hymen but a fleshy irregular outline decorating its perimeter.
hahahaha
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
What is that, Arabic? I'm sure the woman who modeled for this diagram was killed afterward for being a whore.
I don't know, but I'm reading about imperforate hymens. Totally closed so menstrual blood can't flow out. That would suck.
Dead_Lioness
Godless
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Dead_Lioness
Godless
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
hey guys I got laid and I figured i'd brag about it, but I didn't finish and i'm not gay but if you make any jokes about my great speech to the nation then I will become a huge drama queen and get mad about it, oh but just so you know I don't care about what people think of me bye! i have overlooked the fact that longevity is more likely something that the wimminz might like but screw that, the neverboard will know what's wrong with me! the sensitive bunch will only have good things to say about my private issues that i post in a public forum. perhaps this will make me more famous than wiggles, joe, or being ready now for the bitching around!
Karmic and Kvlt_Wench?
Karmic and Kvlt_Wench?
guitarguru777
Member
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
DAMN, dude. When even Karmic is openly and aggressively mocking you without provocation, you KNOW you've fucked up.
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
I dunno, I guess I can't really sympathize with the posting it here and not expecting any unserious answers. And even worse, getting infuriated with them and taking them all personally. That's just how the board has been for... forever? It's up to him if he wants to come back or whatever, but I'm not going to apologize and beg him to come back (not that I made any of the initial joke posts either though!) when it's about something pretty trivial.
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
Anvil
Brain Bubbled
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My first time was fun. She got me drunk, we fucked for an hour, couldn't cum. Did it the next morning, came in 15 seconds. Then again, and again, and again. better each time.
Did I stress out about it? Nope. I was more worried about pregnancy then anything.
But seriously. Fucking lol, John.
Did I stress out about it? Nope. I was more worried about pregnancy then anything.
But seriously. Fucking lol, John.
