So....I got laid. (help)

[OPETH_DT]

We should find out who the chick is and send her all of this text. This shit shouldn't be aired out in public.

 

[Morganna]

Guess I was lucky. My first time (yes, with Derick) was excellent. No pain, no blood. It was over in a flash for both of us, but was oh so satisfying. All those months of pining for each other on this here Neverboard had left us hot and ready to get at each other. Thanks, Nevermore board!

Aw, memories.

Moral of the story: Neverboard sex is awesome. Yeah I'm looking at two people whose first names start with the letter K!

Its so romantic how our Clammy drove many miles to see his Cara

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Karmic and Kvlt_Wench?

Hi.

 

[El Stormo]

Like Lord Foul, I don't remember that much about my first time either. I wasn't drunk or anything, but it's years ago. I remember being nervous, and I remember not lasting as long as I do now - all of which are normal, but that's about it.

I don't remember posting a thread about it on a public forum, though. Man, the guests and lurkers on this board must be falling off their chairs with laughter.

 

[TomAwesome]

I kind of wish I didn't remember my first time. It was on a toilet. It wasn't the most glamorous of first times.

 

[Shpongled]

GET DEM TITTAYS MARTIN

 

[The Grayfox]

Man, the guests and lurkers on this board must be falling off their chairs with laughter.

...pretty much

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Craysh3]

I just want to point out a giant what the fuck, because Danny Glover just gave the man sex advice which is more valuable than all of Fort Knox ON TOP of almost everybody apologizing for being themselves even though they never had to, and this cat is still hung up about this shit... *Jesus facepalm*

On a side note, I did learn today that Jim Norton had a 3 way with Ron Jeremy.

 

[Liverslapper]

I remember the first time when I was penetrated. I walked like a penguin for a few days!

 

[El Stormo]

But you loved it, didn't you?

 

[Liverslapper]

Every inch of it.

 

[Lunar Still]

I kind of wish I didn't remember my first time. It was on a toilet. It wasn't the most glamorous of first times.

I'm sorry, I can't just walk away from this fragment of a story. DETAILS

 

[Karmic]

Hi.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I'm sorry, I can't just walk away from this fragment of a story. DETAILS

.

 

[El Stormo]

I'm sorry, I can't just walk away from this fragment of a story. DETAILS

!

 

[TomAwesome]

I'm sorry, I can't just walk away from this fragment of a story. DETAILS

It's not nearly as interesting as you'd probably think. We were both virgins, so we had been trying for days to get it going without hurting her too badly. We just happened to be in the bathroom when it finally worked. I don't remember why. We had probably just taken a shower together or something. So it's not like I was taking a dump and she decided to hop on or anything.

 

[Lunar Still]

It's not nearly as interesting as you'd probably think. We were both virgins, so we had been trying for days to get it going without hurting her too badly. We just happened to be in the bathroom when it finally worked. I don't remember why. We had probably just taken a shower together or something.

Oh feh, you could have at least made up a story about one of you taking a shit first!

 

[TomAwesome]

I probably would have considered it if my mind wasn't in its mid morning haze.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ahhh Tom, I was expecting an interesting blumpkin story, alas you failed!!!

(are you gay????)