Some "highlights" from this evenings show.
He gets in a tiny canoe and goes paddling out into a river with about 8 HUGE hippos in it, gets really close and watches the hippo in charge get REALLY agitated, then after the things been eyeing him like he is lunch for about 10 minutes and shapes to charge him and eat him, he goes "gees, id better get going".
Genius.
He tracks down the most aggressive venomous snake in the world, the egyptian cobra, then as it rears up and REPEATEDLY strikes at him, he keeps going after it, then it climbs a tree and starts launching itself at him from the tree, he says "wow its very aggressive", he then picks up a stick and starts POKING it, which agitates it even more, its hissing and striking like its posessed, then after about 5 minutes of prodding it, and grabbing its tail only to have it strike at him, he decides "gees, i think he is too agitated, id better leave him alone".
Mastermind.
He goes out to track down some rattlesnakes, finds *4* under a rock and pokes one with a stick and drags it out by the tail, its rattling like mad and striking at him, then he puts it on a rock and hears a rattle between his legs, yep you guessed it, ones about 8" from his penis and he looked very worried. He gingerly got up, still holding the other rattler mind you, and moves away, then lets the one he has go, and it strikes at him again before it leaves......he goes "wow, that was close".
A great mind of the 21st century.
He lies down in a burrow while 4 Komodo Dragons (big ass lizards if you dont know) circle him and get close checking him out, he says, "gees, id better not move".
Truly incredible insight he has.
He lies down in the mud along the nile behind a log on a mud flat while 10 feet away about 35 crocs (not an exaggeration) go nuts feeding on carcasses. He then decides to get close and moves towards them.............Then the frenzy ends and all the crocs go beneath the water, so he and the camera crew wade through knee deep water for a while to get out to the bank on the other side.
His intelligence knows no bounds.
Now, I have seen some stupid people, ive seen idiots, ive seen STUPID idiots, but this guy is INSANE, he needs one of those red rubber stamps saying insane stamped on his hand and a white nighty. He is crazy, noone in their right mind would do what he does, im surprised he didnt jump in and ride the crocs for a bit of fun........or maybe use the snakes as a hula hoop.........or see if he could be like jonah and go inside the hippo.........or slap the lizards about a bit and pull their tales for fun.
All up though, it was actually a very enjoyable show I must admit, cant wait for next week, it looked great from the preview! Just wanted to let everyone know he is insane. Utterly!
Ill report back on next weeks highlights then
He gets in a tiny canoe and goes paddling out into a river with about 8 HUGE hippos in it, gets really close and watches the hippo in charge get REALLY agitated, then after the things been eyeing him like he is lunch for about 10 minutes and shapes to charge him and eat him, he goes "gees, id better get going".
Genius.
He tracks down the most aggressive venomous snake in the world, the egyptian cobra, then as it rears up and REPEATEDLY strikes at him, he keeps going after it, then it climbs a tree and starts launching itself at him from the tree, he says "wow its very aggressive", he then picks up a stick and starts POKING it, which agitates it even more, its hissing and striking like its posessed, then after about 5 minutes of prodding it, and grabbing its tail only to have it strike at him, he decides "gees, i think he is too agitated, id better leave him alone".
Mastermind.
He goes out to track down some rattlesnakes, finds *4* under a rock and pokes one with a stick and drags it out by the tail, its rattling like mad and striking at him, then he puts it on a rock and hears a rattle between his legs, yep you guessed it, ones about 8" from his penis and he looked very worried. He gingerly got up, still holding the other rattler mind you, and moves away, then lets the one he has go, and it strikes at him again before it leaves......he goes "wow, that was close".
A great mind of the 21st century.
He lies down in a burrow while 4 Komodo Dragons (big ass lizards if you dont know) circle him and get close checking him out, he says, "gees, id better not move".
Truly incredible insight he has.
He lies down in the mud along the nile behind a log on a mud flat while 10 feet away about 35 crocs (not an exaggeration) go nuts feeding on carcasses. He then decides to get close and moves towards them.............Then the frenzy ends and all the crocs go beneath the water, so he and the camera crew wade through knee deep water for a while to get out to the bank on the other side.
His intelligence knows no bounds.
Now, I have seen some stupid people, ive seen idiots, ive seen STUPID idiots, but this guy is INSANE, he needs one of those red rubber stamps saying insane stamped on his hand and a white nighty. He is crazy, noone in their right mind would do what he does, im surprised he didnt jump in and ride the crocs for a bit of fun........or maybe use the snakes as a hula hoop.........or see if he could be like jonah and go inside the hippo.........or slap the lizards about a bit and pull their tales for fun.
All up though, it was actually a very enjoyable show I must admit, cant wait for next week, it looked great from the preview! Just wanted to let everyone know he is insane. Utterly!
Ill report back on next weeks highlights then
