The ANTI VALENTINES DAY thread

bwaaahaha ... awesome.
let me see how many chicks talk to me after emailing them that one.
 
I'm likely going to visit the bars next Tuesday and try to pickup lonely drunk women.
 
This valentines day i'm going to sing the "so ronery" song and eat chicken wings or something
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY said:
I remeber last year on VDAY, I was drunk playing D& D and wishing someone would kill me. Im better now. .............. I stopped playing d&d.

haha wild, i was doing the EXACT same thing. but i never stopped playing D&D. Because it still rules.
 
I thought you had a new specialladyfriend?

I sorta lucked out with cash this year, dated someone between Christmas and V-day, but not during either so I didn't have to spend shit. CSORE.
 
i heard that VD is a 13 billion dollar industry (per VD). i may have the figure incorrect but it was something ASTOUNDING.
 
last year i told my ol lady that i wasnt observing VD and it didnt work out so well.
 
i wouldnt mind vd so much if i didnt have to buy expensive-flowers-that-get-more-expensive-every year. i mean shit man, they're fucking flowers!!!!

thats like buying water at the walmart.

oh......
 
yeah, the greatest is the ridiculous mark-up of roses at the flower shop. im talking 200% in many cases. i know all about supply and demand and i guaran-fuckin-tee you theres no shortage of roses.
 
J. said:
i wouldnt mind vd so much if i didnt have to buy expensive-flowers-that-get-more-expensive-every year. i mean shit man, they're fucking flowers!!!!

thats like buying water at the walmart.

oh......
go fucking pick them in the god damn forest if it's so important to you (or your woman, whatever)
 
Ellestin said:
Valentine Day? What the fuck is that? I'll never spend shit for this kind of stuff, same goes for Gaylloween...
q4t

fuck america and its made up corporate "holidays"

edit: and the horse they rode in on