The ANTI VALENTINES DAY thread

[Conspicuously Absent]

I thought crap is what I FLUSHED (not left like the rest of these college savages) down the toilet an hour ago

 

[Ellestin]

 

[MFJ]

I thought you had a new specialladyfriend?

not quite

 

[snow2fall]

Valentine Day? What the fuck is that? I'll never spend shit for this kind of stuff, same goes for Gaylloween...

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America's gotta stop infiltrating our culture with their useless, redundant 'holidays'.

 

[NAD]

Halloween > all of you put together.

ALL.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Yeah, I can understand hating VD, but Halloween? Come the fuck on!

 

[snow2fall]

Halloween > all of you put together.

Life was so peaceful here before hordes of kids started ringing our doorbell on a quiet autumn night to steal a month's supply of chocolate and candy...

 

[Demilich]

Don't give it to them then, you ogre

 

[snow2fall]

Don't give it to them then, you ogre

I don't now that I live on my own. My father is an overly kind and generous man though, so he'd always open the door and give out treats when the little buggers gathered in front of the house. :Smug: I keep my door locked on Halloween.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

You need to blast really loud scary music!!!

 

[snow2fall]

You need to blast really loud scary music!!!

So that I find notes from my neighbours on the door again the next morning...?! I'm trying to be more considerate and respectful.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you get those already.

 

[lurch70]

this thread brings back memories ... that chick i saw the time this thread was made was the only woman ever to give me symptoms of root canal pain, to the point that I actually contacted a dentist ... I was getting shooting nerve pains on the left side of my face to my head ... once I dumped her after 2 weeks or so of dating, they were gone.

never heard someone complain about EVERY fucking thing ... EVER.

"why is this bus parked this way"
why is that lady wearing a red hat with a white shirt"
"why do you drink so much"
"why is it hot in here, is the ceiling too low?"

 

[lurch70]

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America's gotta stop infiltrating our culture with their useless, redundant 'holidays'.

hahahah ... oh yeah, it's America's fault.

its all about stimulating the economy once a month

 

[Dick Sirloin]

"why do you drink so much"

That vunt!

 

[NAD]

Sunsets. Good thing these only happen once a day.
Could they BE any more orange?

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ lurch's quotes

halloween OWNS christmas

 

[lurch70]

lol @ lurch's quotes

halloween OWNS christmas

dude ... those were actual qoutes ... not even sure looking back at it, why and how I lasted 2 weeks with her ... she was not that hot, was really annoying ... but she was leaching onto me all the time. She was not a very outgoing person ... so taking her to Manhattan at 1am was like ... wowaweewa ... she was blown away.
a Tiffany bracelet couldn't have the same effect on her ...

 

[NAD]

I spent almost 2 years with a broad like that once.

She was a major contribution to me hating women for a few years there. Stupid stupid me.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Sunsets. Good thing these only happen once a day.
Could they BE any more orange?

hehehhe

can't pass up any opportunity to say