The ANTI VALENTINES DAY thread

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. I don't really give a rats ass about valentines day. And halloween is just an excuse to dress up and get shitfaced. Don't decorate or do pumpkins.

 

[Erik]

vd is not a holiday, neither is halloween.

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HEY KIDS ITS MR AND MRS QUOTE! SAY HELLO TO MR AND MRS QUOTE J!

 

[J.]

those are quotation marks

 

[dorian gray]

vd is not a holiday, neither is halloween.

oh my god
how can you say that about halloween man!?

 

[Erik]

itp, i am STILL speaking a second language better than most native english speakers my age in america

 

[J.]

itp, i am STILL speaking a second language better than most native english speakers my age in america

most=more than 95%. seriously.

 

[Erik]

tis a sad state of affairs. if it's any comfort kids in sweden are dumb as bricks as well these days

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

itp, i am STILL speaking a second language better than most native english speakers my age in america

To speak like native english speakers in america:

"yo dawwwg, it don't take much nigga. We's fucking tarded, yo."

Just glad I'm not stupid and brainwashed by MTV.

 

[dorian gray]

for the sake of argument, most second language-speakers speak the language "better" than the natives. it's not like i went to school and took classes on how to speak english. chances are, if i learned swedish, i'd speak it "better" than erik or whatever

 

[Erik]

chances are, if i learned swedish, i'd speak it "better" than erik or whatever

chances are you wouldn't. sorry mate

and I REALLY REALLY hope that you did take classes on english fucking grammar and so forth, because if you didn't then the american school system is an even sadder thing than i thought

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

IIRC I took 12 years of classes on how to speak, read, write and understand english

 

[dorian gray]

whut the fuck you talkin bout nigga?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

English: grades 1-12.

 

[J.]

thats wack

 

[dorian gray]

dats whack

 

[dorian gray]

perhaps our penchant for fucking up our own language has nothing to do with intelligence.
it is embarrasing though to hear some people talk regardless of how smart they might be.
proper grammar > slang ( but it does have its place)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Slang with proper grammar = winnar.

 

[J.]

ebonics is fun

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

what about ebola?

 

[J.]

ebola and ebonics are both crap