those are in Dutch, I suppose =P But the best...oh that's hard...I am old-fashioned so I usually do the picking up. I suppose the most cheesy I ever heard was "I dreamed about a guy last night...it was awesome...and now he's here (meaning myself) standing right in front of me (or at the bar, can't remember)...that must be a sign!
sadly, she was half drunk, smoked, was a tad young for me and not that attractive...
Worst way you ever got blown off by a potential date?