The "Ask KillerGon" thread:

[KillerGon]

I'm really bored and i remember Dilema1362 created a thread like this long time ago... so i thought of using his idea but this time i'll be answering any question you ask.

If you have a question, just fire it away

 

[The Nerevarine]

¿ La verga Mexicana es la mejor ?
¿ Soy vergón ?
¿ A quién me quiero coger ?
¿ Soy gay ?
¿ Que tanto me gustan los Strokes ?

 

[inhe]

^si

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Dear Gonzo,

I just started at this really crappy job that pays me a really crappy salary. When I was hired I told my boss I would stay there for a while. But now I am sick of it, after a week, AND I've got a better offer somewhere else.

My current vietnamese boss is really nice and I hate to quit so soon, especially since I told him I wouldn't go anywhere. But I need money in my pocket!

Question: What would be the best way to tell my lovely asian boss I have to quit WITHOUT a 2 week notice?

Please, Gonzo, answer me soon, since I am in a great hurry!

Sincerely,

Cristina

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

How does it feel to eat gaillo-pinto at every fukken days?

 

[The Nerevarine]

Dear Gonzo,

I just started at this really crappy job that pays me a really crappy salary. When I was hired I told my boss I would stay there for a while. But now I am sick of it, after a week, AND I've got a better offer somewhere else.

My current vietnamese boss is really nice and I hate to quit so soon, especially since I told him I wouldn't go anywhere. But I need money in my pocket!

Question: What would be the best way to tell my lovely asian boss I have to quit WITHOUT a 2 week notice?

Please, Gonzo, answer me soon, since I am in a great hurry!

Sincerely,

Cristina

 

[Undefined]

Do I have aids, lol?

 

[jmbullet]

What's the easiest way to kill myself ?

 

[KillerGon]

¿ La verga Mexicana es la mejor ?
¿ Soy vergón ?
¿ A quién me quiero coger ?
¿ Soy gay ?
¿ Que tanto me gustan los Strokes ?

1- No.
2- No.
3- Your best friend's sister.
4- No.
5- You like them in an unhealthy way.

Dear Gonzo,

I just started at this really crappy job that pays me a really crappy salary. When I was hired I told my boss I would stay there for a while. But now I am sick of it, after a week, AND I've got a better offer somewhere else.

My current vietnamese boss is really nice and I hate to quit so soon, especially since I told him I wouldn't go anywhere. But I need money in my pocket!

Question: What would be the best way to tell my lovely asian boss I have to quit WITHOUT a 2 week notice?

Please, Gonzo, answer me soon, since I am in a great hurry!

Sincerely,

Cristina

you should sleep with him.

How does it feel to eat gaillo-pinto at every fukken days?

*gallo

and we don't, so your question is null.

 

[jmbullet]

Do I have aids, lol?

What's the easiest way to kill myself ?

Answer these

 

[KillerGon]

Do I have aids, lol?

quite possibly... i told you not to share needles with the homelessª

What's the easiest way to kill myself ?

listen to a full My Chemical Romance album. it's not quick nor painless, but it's an easy way.

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

*gallo

and we don't, so your question is null.

Oh, I thought every southerner ate it.

 

[KillerGon]

Oh, I thought every southerner ate it.

Gallo pinto is a dish traditional to Nicaragua and Costa Rica.

You should ask MeGustaMucho about it.

 

[jmbullet]

Can I steal my friend's boyfriend ? I started having a crush on him before her... hell I even introduced her to him...

 

[The Nerevarine]

Am I good looking ?

 

[MegustaMucho]

If a chair is a table, and a table is an apple, does an apple is a chair?

 

[KillerGon]

Can I steal my friend's boyfriend ? I started having a crush on him before her... hell I even introduced her to him...

i wouldn't do that, but i guess the moral bondage is weaker in women than men, therefore, you have my blessing.

Am I good looking ?

no, but you're close (?)

 

[KillerGon]

If a chair is a table, and a table is an apple, does an apple is a chair?

a = b

b = c

therefore, a = c

the answer is yes.

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

a = b

b = c

therefore, a = c

the answer is yes.

Aristotle, right? What a fag

 

[MegustaMucho]

Dear Gonzo, what are the 4 steps of knowledge according to Socrates?