The "Ask KillerGon" thread:

[Söy]

you knew i wear glasses? i don't recall you ever seeing my pic

 

[The Nerevarine]

Alexis, lol
...so... can you start writing your will?

Sure, you'll be in it

 

[Sock puppet]

Dear Gonzo,

I just started at this really crappy job that pays me a really crappy salary. When I was hired I told my boss I would stay there for a while. But now I am sick of it, after a week, AND I've got a better offer somewhere else.

My current vietnamese boss is really nice and I hate to quit so soon, especially since I told him I wouldn't go anywhere. But I need money in my pocket!

Question: What would be the best way to tell my lovely asian boss I have to quit WITHOUT a 2 week notice?

Please, Gonzo, answer me soon, since I am in a great hurry!

Sincerely,

Cristina

Your boss is Vietnamese, it's obvious that he's cheap

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

@Soy: But I sure did!
@Alexis: You're too kind. I feel bad about exploiting you
@Sock: So should I just say "fuck you, I quit"?

 

[The Nerevarine]

Gonzo the cristina's boss escaped from Vietnam during the war ?

 

[Söy]

so alexis what is evelyn going to say after she sees you flirting with Cris here?

 

[The Nerevarine]

@Alexis: You're too kind. I feel bad about exploiting you

I can take it

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

so alexis what is evelyn going to say after she sees you flirting with Cris here?

HAHAHA!
That ladies man!!

Ok, see ya!

(And Alexis, I've wondered the same thing about my boss)

 

[The Nerevarine]

^ , same thoughts

 

[The Nerevarine]

so alexis what is evelyn going to say after she sees you flirting with Cris here?

Who the hell is evelyn ??

 

[MegustaMucho]

Deadly

 

[Sock puppet]

@Sock: So should I just say "fuck you, I quit"?

Of course But first, you find another job before quitting

 

[The Nerevarine]

And Why Was I related with Deadly ????

 

[Night Reaper]

why is there 6 new thread each day

 

[Arcarsenal]

hi there

i have a few cuestions

1.- the cat food tastes like mouse???
2.- why there arent trees in sea???
3.- porque las salchicas vienen en paquetes de 10 y los panes en paquetes de 8????
4.- que tan alto es arriba??
5.- has escuchado a The Mars Volta??

 

[Macharius]

hi there

i have a few cuestions

1.- the cat food tastes like mouse???
2.- why there arent trees in sea???
3.- porque las salchicas vienen en paquetes de 10 y los panes en paquetes de 8????
4.- que tan alto es arriba??
5.- has escuchado a The Mars Volta??

..........................................................

 

[KillerGon]

what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to pwn and try not to get pwned in the way.

Is Conti a jew?

No, he's a tribal chief.

Why is said the girls from USA are easy to get ?

Probably cause it's true.

why does alexis' not work in a maquiladora?

and why do you hate me so?

and what's that smell?

1- *maquilladora. And he doesn't work there because he isn't ghey.
2- I don't. I just find you extremely annoying.
3- You just farted.

why gonzo, why?

Because i can (?)

Dear Gonzo,
Why is Cristina so hot?

Because brazilian girls are almost as hot as argentinean chicks.

Gonzo the cristina's boss escaped from Vietnam during the war ?

I don't think so... and if he did that, he is a fag.
real men die at battle.

why is there 6 new thread each day

Because they are seeking attention.

hi there

I have a few cuestions

1.- the cat food tastes like mouse???
2.- why there arent trees in sea???
3.- porque las salchicas vienen en paquetes de 10 y los panes en paquetes de 8????
4.- que tan alto es arriba??
5.- has escuchado a The Mars Volta??

1- No.
2- Cause they would drown.
3- Cause they enjoy complicating even more our already hard lives.
4- High.
5- Yes.

http://break.com/index/cow_eats_baby_chick.html

what do you think about that gonzo

Quite bizarre :zombie:

 

[RiderOfJustice]

i got a question.. Why arent u online gheyz0rz??

 

[KillerGon]

i got a question.. Why arent u online gheyz0rz??

cause i'm a lazy bastard

 

[RiderOfJustice]

why?