The "Ask KillerGon" thread:

[Chamet]

Best and worst metal albums of all time?

 

[Swabs]

Mysteria or Under the Moon?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

1. gon, have you seen the movie Labyrinth? (it's from 1986 and stars david bowie's groin as main evil character)

That movie was so fucking kvlt! Fucking loved it!!

 

[KillerGon]

Highlight of the day?

I found $2 in my other pants pocket.

Favorite sandwich?

A sandwich with ham, cheese, tomato and lettuce is made of EPIC and WIN.

Dear Gon,

I hope is not your cawk

1. gon, have you seen the movie Labyrinth? (it's from 1986 and stars david bowie's groin as main evil character)

a clip to A. help you remember (if in fact you've seen in and don't remember) B. convince you to see and/or buy it: <3

2. is the status 'swinger' a euphemism for A. "slut" or B. "cheater"??

3. does my new avatar look like a man?

1. LOL, I have never seen it but it looks bizarre enough to make me see it!

2. It depends. If you're a swinger and both are ok with it, then it's just another "sexual choice". Now, if you're going to swing without telling your partner, then you're a slut (for the women) or a cheater (for the men).

3. No, you still look like a girl, but it seems you're really really pale.

Way to go, Morticia!

Men, Martians or Machines?

Martians

Favourite positive troll on COBOT since you lurk in here?

Keith was my favorite troll. His nickname was imisseverygood showbecauseiam5.

Best and worst metal albums of all time?

Awwww... That could take ages... Lemme give you 3 examples of each.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST:

Edguy - Mandrake

Gamma Ray - Somewhere Out in Space

Iron Maiden - Powerslave


The Worst:

Sonata Arctica - Unia

Metallica - St Anger (is that even a metal album? lol)

Any other album by any other black metal band. They all fucking suck.

Mysteria or Under the Moon?

Mysteria. Gotta love the "heavier" touch.

 

[eveningninja]

Gon,

Pulp or no pulp?

 

[pac_tang]

If you were a pedo who would you rather?
Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I found $2 in my other pants pocket.

Was it left over change from something? if so, what was it?

 

[Bodomonkey]

Favorite guest appearance on a song/album?

 

[The_everyday_freak]

Favorite type of pie?

 

[Deadly]

Dear Gon...
Do you consider this art?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

^what the fuck is that supposed to be!?

 

[KillerGon]

Gon,

Pulp or no pulp?

No pulp, thanks.

If you were a pedo who would you rather?
Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus?

That Hanna Montana chick, only for the lulz.

Was it left over change from something? if so, what was it?

Dude, I don't have the slightest idea!

Maybe there's a monster in my pocket! :zombie::zombie::zombie:

Favorite guest appearance on a song/album?

All of them in Avantasia The Metal Opera part 1 and 2

Favorite type of pie?

Stawberry or banana pie.... mmm... delicious

Dear Gon...
Do you consider this art?

This is not simple art...


This is more like "LOL WUT" art!

 

[eveningninja]

Gon,

Porn videos aren't exciting to me anymore. What should I spend my time with from now on?

 

[KillerGon]

Gon,

Porn videos aren't exciting to me anymore. What should I spend my time with from now on?

Fapping to guro would be a great choice.

 

[eveningninja]

Any other options?

 

[KillerGon]

Any other options?

1-Put some fireworks in your PENIS and your ass
2-Light them up
3-????
4-PROFIT!
5-Call an ambulance

 

[Bodomonkey]

PENIS

=[]

You can't do that!

 

[eveningninja]

Gon,

No thanks. I've decided that your answers haven't been helping me out too much lately.

 

[OvSeth]

1-Put some fireworks in your PENIS and your ass
2-Light them up
3-????
4-PROFIT!
5-Call an ambulance

God I lol'd

 

[Bodomonkey]

What's the best way for me to become an hero?