The "Ask KillerGon" thread:

[Chamet]

Dear Gonzo, why does Kattana look like a girl (no offence to Kattana, hes a cool dude)
and is it a good idea to make a Goon morning thread?

 

[KillerGon]

Dear Gonzo, why does Kattana look like a girl (no offence to Kattana, hes a cool dude)
and is it a good idea to make a Goon morning thread?

1- Maybe cause he's to young for having long hair.

2- I don't think so... although it sounds quite funny

 

[RiderOfJustice]

Dear Gonzo... How did i get so stoned?? and what the fuck is that thing in your sigg country medical examiners 3 weird lookin people standin there. wtf???? im looking at it 5 minutes now and i still cant figure out why its fuckin there like... wtf why with the men and medical? are they surgery doctors on the brain or some shit?? w00t

 

[KillerGon]

Dear Gonzo... How did i get so stoned?? and what the fuck is that thing in your sigg country medical examiners 3 weird lookin people standin there. wtf???? im looking at it 5 minutes now and i still cant figure out why its fuckin there like... wtf why with the men and medical? are they surgery doctors on the brain or some shit?? w00t

first of all you're so stoned cause you love weed too fucking much and you got carried away...

second, the county medical examiners are 3 doctors that play grindcore (or gore-grind) music. they describe themselves as a "carcass clone". i think their new cd rawk ballz, that's why the banner on my sig.

 

[Undefined]

Dear Gonzo, why does Kattana look like a girl (no offence to Kattana, hes a cool dude)

No he's not

 

[KillerGon]

No he's not

mean demon

 

[Kattana]

i r teh girl?

 

[Kattana]

No he's not

lol, ignore list for you

 

[The Nerevarine]

^really ?

 

[KillerGon]

^really ?

it really surprises you?

 

[Deadbeat]

why are you teh uber p0wnz0r l0rd

 

[KillerGon]

why are you teh uber p0wnz0r l0rd

cause i'm the chosen one

 

[Bloody]

well.. chosen one, tell me what's my mission in life?

 

[KillerGon]

well.. chosen one, tell me what's my mission in life?

that's for you to find out... each mortal must seek its own destiny

 

[Macharius]

Why do people continue to support my chemical romance?

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Dear KillerGon,
What's the square root of 9384732948374?

 

[Undefined]

Man, the internet is a fucked up place, but I was wondering...

Is cybersex the gayest, most powerful way you can prove you're a loser... Or is there a gayer thing than that?

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

 

[Macharius]

where did he come from, where did he go? where did he come from [cotton eye joe] ????

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

^Oh my Lord, in Grade 6, we had to folk dance to that song in gym class.