But if that's not the case and you're flexible enough to bend down that far and gnaw it off, I think you can find a much better solution to your problem that involves putting another body part in your mouth.
What, like my ear?
You're corrupting my young mind!
I don't get disgusted by anything now. Ionna, the video stills from zippocat kind of pissed me off at first, same with the pics of torture cat. Other than that, nothing. I was a little shocked by the BME videos when Gonzo sent them to me a long time ago, but in an OMGLOL sort of way. And the Iraqi beheadings... I'm going to hell because my little brother and I used to watch the videos and laugh at the sandpeople language (that 'ALLAH ACKBAR' shit) and at the noises the victims made when they got their heads cut off. I'm fucked in the head, I enjoy seeing new vile and disgusting things... for the lulz.
Dear Joe, do you think you'd make a good pirate?
I would rather be a buttpirate... the 'swordfights' and 'sailing' on the 'brown sea'... The sight of a skinny man with a patch is enough to raise my mast and I'd invite him to swab my poopdeck anyday. Then he could suck.. I mean walk my plank.DEER JOE,
if you had to chose between these two stringed instruments to shove up your ass (and you had to do it there's no way out)
which one would you chose.
remember you can't chose neither... or both. (you know cause if you're in to that sort fo thing)
For obvious reasons... first of all it's bigger so more pleasure, secondly it's more round so less blood and Best of all when I farted the basslines will shake the room I'm in. 
Is this sig-worthy?
Joe, would you make a good captain of the Enterprise from Startrek?
hey, GO BUY AURORA CONSURGENS YOU CANKLED CUNT!
i just bought it.
fucking
my walls are plastered.
fuck that was great.
now go get it
why the fuck didn't anyone tell me i passed 1,000 posts?
Because it doesn't matter until you pass 1337.
You're welcome, it is an epic CD
You're welcome, it is an epic CD
