heavy metal christmas - twisted sister
edit: in fact i'm listing the full thing just for the comedy:
on my heavy metal christmas my true love gave to me:
12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 SKULL EARINGS!!!!!
4 quarts of jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of ozzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!