I see your mindnumbing sports commentary and raise you a triple whammy of Rasputin at maximum volume, while covering a wall (and myself) in Turisas Red emulsion.
Dragonforce - Inhuman Rampage - full blast!!!! to piss off the dickheads in the shop below me. You want to talk at the top of your voices when i'm trying to read and wake me up every bloody morning!!!! Well then i'm gonna play DF full blast and annoy both you and your ignorant customers!!!