The night before last I had a really weird dream.
So it starts with me in the basement of a skyscraper. Judging by the situation, about four individuals in the room and I were secret agents gearing up with weapons to do an operation. There was a mischievous little girl in the room with blond hair who was using a strange thing that at times appeared like a gun, and at others like a claw, that shot tiny robots inside of our guns. I could see a zoomed-in view of the robots going in and a green light turning on. I started alerting people as to what this little girl was doing and no one listened.
Next, I am in the yard of a house that appears to be that of my next-door neighbor. The only difference is, someone else lives there, and behind it is a huge forest that is being cut down. So for some reason a huge fallen tree is resting against my neighbor's deck, so I walk up onto it.
Then, I appear with a crowd of people on my driveway preparing for some sort of athletic competition. This guy who is my friend's boyfriend was sitting in a wheelchair. I looked at him and wondered if he actually was in a wheelchair in real life, but then I had to pick him up out of the chair for the event. So this guy in his mid-forties was on rollerskates and I had to get in front of him and cut him off in the wheel chair while he was singing "grandma got run over by a reindeer." So he starts singing, and I'm pissed off as he's going around singing that damn song, and eventually we're on the grass (yes, a wheel chair and roller skates were working on the grass) and I finally manage to cut him off and my team gets a point.
The event ends and I'm back in the basement of the skyscraper. The little girl continues to shoot the robots into guns and I continue to alert everyone to it and no one listens.
Next, I am back in my neighbor's yard and I go around back. I go to a backyard (that in relation would be my backward, but looks entirely different) and I see a man outside with his grill. I seem more concerned with a rock on the ground and I flip it over. Under the rock is a blue scorpion. I pick up the scorpion, holding its tail down and I feel it vibrate as it is growling at me. I say/think something about a field guide for scorpions in New York, then I think: "Wow! I found a fucking scorpion in New York!" So then I ask the guy on the grill if he has something I could put the scorpion in. He turns out to be Bill from King of the Hill and we walk around inside of his house. He never really finds anything, so the dream changes.
I'm back in the basement of the skyscraper, and then it zooms outside and there is an elephant suspended from a blimp by a rope. A giant fan on top of one of the skyscrapers blows it high into the air, and then it comes crashing down. Next to the blimp, standing in the rubble (the elephant is alive) is Dr. Light from Megaman, and he is perfectly fine. I can't remember anything after that.