I had one of those fucked up dreams a couple nights ago. I was inside the house at the bottom of my street that I've actually never been in, and I start stepping outside. It's a nice summer evening and I can hear the owl hooting and (for some reason) crows cawing. The owl then starts hooting a jazz bassline and the crows take turns chiming in improvising melodies with something that sounds like a mix of a crow caw and a saxophone and sounds awesome.
So I listen to that, and I'm enjoying my time, until a group of three people, two men, one woman, start chasing two other people and I. One of them throws a blade across the street that was made of plastic, and has two blades. Set down on the ground it would have the shape of a fork with two points, the blades carved to the right sides of the points, and the point on the left being a lot longer. S
So then, I run across the street to attack the woman. Somehow I end up getting her tied up to the door frame of a house, a limb to each corner, and I begin cutting her. I start on the arms and not much blood comes out, so I move to the legs and less blood comes out. I begin to slice her left wrist and more blood comes out, but not enough. Then she starts shrinking and I find myself putting my dick in her and she starts freaking out. After a couple pumps I hear some more people who I perceive to be after me, so I cum in front of the door and start running.