The great and all powerful religion thread!

[Carcassian]

wrong. Both of you. Just because Superman has iron cast morality, doesn't mean he's shit. Superman can move the earth by puching it. Thor ? Fag. Fo' Sho.

 

[Ender Rises]

Superman is over-powered. Nothing is a challenge for him unless it's WAY the fuck out there, or it involves kryptonite. Ice breath? Heat vision? Please.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Depends on who's writing it. Hulk would own them both though

Hulk is the gayness.

 

[Carcassian]

 

[Carcassian]

Superman is over-powered. Nothing is a challenge for him unless it's WAY the fuck out there, or it involves kryptonite. Ice breath? Heat vision? Please.

Magic fucks him up, as does any environment without a yellow sun. In the vast cosmic environments of four colour comic universes, that makes Superman fairly irrelevant unless fighting on earth.

 

[AchrisK]

That's unrealistic, unless Superman has like super-glue-feet too.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bah!

 

[Carcassian]

Unrealistic you mean apart from a man mutated by Gamma Rays, affected by rage fighting the last son of Krypton ?

 

[Ender Rises]

Magic fucks him up, as does any environment without a yellow sun. In the vast cosmic environments of four colour comic universes, that makes Superman fairly irrelevant unless fighting on earth.

I see. Still, I don't like him. I prefer Batman and Spider-man.

 

[Ender Rises]

Unrealistic you mean apart from a man mutated by Gamma Rays, affected by rage fighting the last son of Krypton ?

It's teh comics! It doesn't have to be realistic.

 

[AchrisK]

I see. Still, I don't like him. I prefer Batman and Spider-man.

Spiderman! He's my hero.

 

[Carcassian]

I see. Still, I don't like him. I prefer Batman and Spider-man.

Fuck them both. (Hal Jordan) Green Lantern, the Green Arrow, The (Barry Allen) Flash, Blue Beetle, Night Owl, Moon Knight, The Punisher and The Vision ftw.

 

[Ender Rises]

I agree with the Punisher and Green Lantern.

 

[Carcassian]

It's teh comics! It doesn't have to be realistic.

That was my point, nosh-pot!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

the Punisher is pretty fucking cool

 

[Ender Rises]

That was my point, nosh-pot!

Whoops.

 

[AchrisK]

Unrealistic you mean apart from a man mutated by Gamma Rays, affected by rage fighting the last son of Krypton ?

Yeah, apart from that. At least they could get the physics right.

 

[Carcassian]

I agree with the Punisher and Green Lantern.

You don't agree with The Green Arrow ? Shame on you. Also, secretly, I liked Guy Gardner (JLA late 80s early 90s) a lot more than Hal Jordan too.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I try and stay away from DC

 

[Carcassian]

You shouldn't. The late 80s to mid 90s was the best era of any comic firm ever. Fo' real. I like Marvel, but I love DC.

Also, Marvel has never produced anything along the quality of Kingdom Come, Dark Knight Returns, The Sandman series or The Watchmen.