The great and all powerful religion thread!

[Blue_Jay]

Google or Wikipedia. You have heard of Protestants, right?

Yea I have.

 

[Matt]

Then look it up because I'm not explaining it. My personal beliefs are often different as well, but I've already stated most of them in this thread I believe.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Then look it up because I'm not explaining it. My personal beliefs are often different as well, but I've already stated most of them in this thread I believe.

Ok cool, I looked em up. Atleast someone's going to heaven on this board other than AchirsK, Triton, Zephyrus, and I

 

[Matt]

Being a christian does not guarantee passage to heaven.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Being a christian does not guarantee passage to heaven.

Your right, a chance of us going to heaven.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Tyr smites thee!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Then look it up because I'm not explaining it. My personal beliefs are often different as well, but I've already stated most of them in this thread I believe.

You have? I don't recall seeing that, and I'm kinda curious. Got a link?

 

[Matt]

You have? I don't recall seeing that, and I'm kinda curious. Got a link?

I can't find my posts in here, so here's my view summed up:

God began evolution/the big bang/ etc. There was no creationism and God did not actually have the whole "and on the 5th day he created light" or whatever. The only things in the bible that can possibly be true are selected verses from the new testament (The cruxifiction, etc). It is conceivable to me that Jesus existed (and performed various miracles, the whole 'died to save mankind' scene, etc) , but also conceivable that he did not exist at all. To me the bible cannot be taken literally; it needs to be used a sort of guide or something.

Here's something else I believe but it's really hard for me to explain. In my eyes there cannot be one 'true' religion. The one God (Or gods, for all I know) represents all religions. For Christians, he is the one god with Jesus at his side and stuff. For orthodox greeks, the one god takes the form of several gods, etc. That just explains in my mind how there could not be just one correct religion.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Tyr smites thee!

TO VALHALLA!

 

[Blue_Jay]

TO VALHALLA!

You fucking pagan, burn in hell!!!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

You fucking pagan, burn in hell!!!

This is exactly why your monks got slaughtered, churches looted, monasterias burned and nuns raped.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

TO VALHALLA!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Why the long face?

 

[Blue_Jay]

This is exactly why your monks got slaughtered, churches looted, monasterias burned and nuns raped.

Don't have monks, don't have monasteries, don't have nuns, AND PAGANS ARE NOT WHY CHURCHES GET LOOTED, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DEVIL O BLIND ONE!!!!!!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Don't have monks, don't have monasteries, don't have nuns, AND PAGANS ARE NOT WHY CHURCHES GET LOOTED, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DEVIL O BLIND ONE!!!!!!

You fail at history.

You fail at logic.

You fail at life.

 

[Blue_Jay]

You fail at history.

You fail at logic.

You fail at life.

I got an A at history

My logic is poor, so what

And I'm at college now, my life is succeeding.

I WIN!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

*PLEASE INSERT COIN*​

 

[Blue_Jay]

*PLEASE INSERT COIN*​

*insets coin*

What does this do? As long as it doesn't donate to satan I'm cool!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

*insets coin*

What does this do? As long as it doesn't donate to satan I'm cool!

Satan doesn't ask for donations. Or followers. Or buildings.

Or anything really...

 

[Blue_Jay]

Satan doesn't ask for donations. Or followers. Or buildings.

Or anything really...

True cause he forces them to become followers, he forces them to donate to sin, and he could care less for buildings. For once you are in the light, there is still hope for youuu!!!!!