the hate thread

[unknown]

I hate idiots

 

[VicRattlhd502]

George Carlin said it best:

"Here's some more people who ought to be decapitated by a rotating helicopter blade: People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. Folks, take my word for this. A Snickers bar is not a major purchase. Get some fuckin' cash together. No one should be paying a bank 18% interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the fuckin' line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of cheese doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some fuckin' money. Next guy ahead of me in line who pays for People magazine with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes."


Also, "Hollaback Girl" and "My Humps"...Two of the absolute worst songs ever in the history of music. uke:

 

[King Richard]

George Carlin = God

 

[Ender Rises]

Symbols are for the symbol minded

 

[Death Aflame]

I hate my shitty summer job that can't even add up a payroll correctly.

 

[slowdeath]

Ignorant people should not mate

 

[Ender Rises]

Nope
But we can't stop them
They'll fuck like rabbits.
And, ignorance is reversable. Stupidity is not. Stupid people should note mate.

 

[Carcassian]

And, ignorance is reversable. Stupidity is not. Stupid people should note mate.

Ironic, n'est pas?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

emotions...well that and most teenagers

 

[cookiecutter]

George Carlin said it best:

I need this like I need an infected scrotum.

This made me laugh. Very funny guy.

 

[CF87]

I hate that it has been raining for atleast two weeks, and I have to work outside. I have never witnessed rain this long in my life. I like rain but this just gets old. I think coffee has prevented me from getting sick.


I hate the fact that I just caught the last seconds of a shakira video and not the whole thing.

 

[Ender Rises]

Ironic, n'est pas?

Dammit I need to stop using spell check and use my EYES

 

[Ender Rises]

I hate the fact that I just caught the last seconds of a shakira video and not the whole thing.

I know that feeling.

 

[CF87]

I hate that shania twains kid sucked on those tits. Not many people in this world had that chance.

 

[Ender Rises]

^ out of five
I hate that the best act this year's talent show at my school was a toss up between a band who did Taking Back Sunday Puke and a band who did Bon Jovi and Greenday
I hate my school
One kid did some acoustic SRV though. Pretty cool
And one kid danced (rather well) to Micheal Jackson
With elementary school kids there.
Most disturbing sight I've ever experienced at my school

 

[cookiecutter]

We don't even have a talent show. All the bands in my school are indie funk jam bands though so not a huge blow.

 

[CAIRATH]

Also, "Hollaback Girl" and "My Humps"...Two of the absolute worst songs ever in the history of music. uke:

Dear god yes. That My Humps song is.... I have no words for it.

My humps, my humps, my humps
My lovely lady lumps

I think this is supposed to be 'sexy'. But all I think of when I hear it is a fat woman with breast cancer. Just vile beyond belief. I can't help but notice that that guy from Black Eyed Peas has been directly involved in two songs that would rank pretty high on the list of biggest musical atrocities of this millennium so far.

I hope he gets hit by a bus of laughing school children.

 

[Zephyrus]

We don't even have a talent show. All the bands in my school are like indie funk jam bands though so not a huge blow.

River Gods

 

[Zephyrus]

This made me laugh. Very funny guy.

I like his impressions as a weatherman.

"Tonight's forecast, dark."

 

[Guthrum]

I think this is supposed to be 'sexy'. But all I think of when I hear it is a fat woman with breast cancer. Just vile beyond belief.