the hate thread

[CF87]

I did happen to have a sexual dream last night waking up with a boner not having to piss which was very nice. I was really really horny.

 

[CF87]

In my dream I was trying to get older women to give me a blowjob by telling them they looked younger and really good for their age.

I have this thing for hot older women(Ex kylie minoque,shania twain,diane lane). love hot older women.

 

[Alongside Death]

Yeah it is a nice feeling to wake up horny, I usually wake up with that feeling after school.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I totally forgot about the boner piss perdicament. Yea that sucks when you have to shift your body, and almost shove piss into the toliet.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

In my dream I was trying to get older women to give me a blowjob by telling them they looked younger and really good for their age.

I have this thing for hot older women(Ex kylie minoque,shania twain,diane lane). love hot older women.

, sounds like you were pretty convincing.

 

[Killbot]

I totally forgot about the boner piss perdicament. Yea that sucks when you have to shift your body, and almost shove piss into the toliet.

Tr00 dat. It's really fucking annoying.

 

[CF87]

So you get up right away with a piss boner heading to the bathroom. I wait till my penis is flaccid. I guess I realized trying to piss with a boner is like trying to piss in a beer bottle.

 

[Killbot]

So you get up right away with a piss boner heading to the bathroom. I wait till my penis is flaccid.

Sometimes you really need a piss.

 

[CF87]

Just think about fat chicks and your boner will become flaccid in 60 seconds.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Just think about fat chicks and your boner will become flaccid in 60 seconds.

Or think of your Grandma

 

[CF87]

Nexttime lying in bed with a hangover and boner will think of your grandma.

 

[~Neurotica]

I hate to forget to shit before school, then I must clench my ass all day.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

In my dream I was trying to get older women to give me a blowjob by telling them they looked younger and really good for their age.

I have this thing for hot older women(Ex kylie minoque,shania twain,diane lane). love hot older women.

Damn straight! Hard ones rock.

 

[The Uppance Has Come]

I hate not having people on my message boards and I also hate it when people use XD arg yeah lol is okay but dammit dude.

 

[CF87]

, sounds like you were pretty convincing.

I was almost. Everytime I felt like they went for it I had to try the samething on a different women. That's what the dream was about.

 

[CF87]

I hate making shitty coffee lately. For weeks my coffee has not tasted right. I just wish a starbucks was in my house.

 

[CF87]

I mean a starbucks in my parents house. I don't have one

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I hate Scooters coffee stands. they are spreading through my town like a bad case of fleas. There are literally 5 of them in a 1 square mile area in one part of town. And they pop up out of nowhere, always in parking lots. I've actually lost some of my favorite parking spaces to these annoying latte shacks.

 

[standablaze]

I hate Scooters coffee stands. they are spreading through my town like a bad case of fleas. There are literally 5 of them in a 1 square mile area in one part of town. And they pop up out of nowhere, always in parking lots. I've actually lost some of my favorite parking spaces to these annoying latte shacks.

There are starbucks everywhere out here now! This is a shithole city with shithole rapper want-to-bes' everywhere. Why the need for starbucks? FFS. Put a good god damn cd store in around here. Shitty ohio.

 

[Killbot]

Or think of your Grandma

true. Thinking of getting my dick pierced with a rusty hook usually gets it flaccid pretty quick. that's my usual method.