the hate thread

[Astrum]

omg its the cereal

my bad



DAMN its been a long time.

 

[Dee Snarl]

I like that he looks like he's shooting his load.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I wonder what type of distance he can reach

 

[~Neurotica]

"Dee Sharl"??!

You make it sound so gay!!

Damn . All this year I was reading it like "Dee Sharl" and thinking how gay it was...
oh dear...

 

[Dee Snarl]

I wonder what type of distance he can reach

Always with the competitiveness, eh?

You think you can shoot your load farther than my cartoon avatar? Well, DO YA?!







sorry, ladies

 

[Dee Snarl]

Damn . All this year I was reading it like "Dee Sharl" and thinking how gay it was...
oh dear...

Now I'm sure you see how secretly macho and sexy it is!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Always with the competitiveness, eh?

You think you can shoot your load farther than my cartoon avatar? Well, DO YA?!







sorry, ladies

I can shoot my load at least 5x longer than your cartoon avatar

guaranteed

 

[Dee Snarl]

I can shoot my load at least 5x longer than your cartoon avatar

guaranteed

Wow. I got nothin'.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

hey dee, I've been listening to alot of miles davis over the last few days

good stuff, although the instant gratification is not there like it is with alot of metal bands, so I gotta listen and follow it alot more closely/patiently

 

[~Neurotica]

Now I'm sure you see how secretly macho and sexy it is!

No sh*t

 

[Dee Snarl]

hey dee, I've been listening to alot of miles davis over the last few days

good stuff, although the instant gratification is not there like it is with alot of metal bands, so I gotta listen and follow it alot more closely/patiently

Yeah, rock 'n' roll is candy.

Jazz is like some nice, fresh... spinach.


But let's not talk about jazz. I don't want to be "jazz guy".

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

you're already the "jazz guy"

 

[Dee Snarl]

No sh*t

Uh, "Hey baby, come sit on my face."



Too soon??

 

[King Richard]

*swoon*
Now my heart is captured...

You're not the only one.

They call me Rico Suave for a reason.

 

[Dee Snarl]

you're already the "jazz guy"

Hmm, that's actually a bummer for everybody involved.

 

[King Richard]

Uh, "Hey baby, come sit on my face."



Too soon??

 

[~Neurotica]

 

[metal_wrath]

lol @ ohiogrinder

there's always porn

maybe bigdave can upload a porn for you

bigdave is now officially the "porn guy"

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

don't forget sports and bodybuilding as well

edit: even though I have a vast porn collection, I don't really wack off much more than maybe 5 or 6 times a week (which is about average for males my age)

I just don't like wacking off the same porno very often, that's why I have a huge amount of files downloaded

 

[Astrum]

No, just porn

speaking of which, do you still have those links to the movies you uploaded a while back?

it would be a huge favor