the love thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

sausage...Seagal's "sausage" or the foodstuff?!

 

[Carcassian]

The foodstuff. Three bad guys ambush him in the butchers. One gets his hand pinned to the wall with a cleaver. Goon 2 then rushes him, so he takes the cleaver out of goon 1 and shoves it in the thigh of goon 2. Goon 3 then gets thrown about for a bit before being beaten with a huge baloney.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

It truly is the worst tagline in film history - but that aside, it is quite possibly the only action film where bad guys get beaten with such a wide variety of weapons ...

including, but not just

saucepans
shelving
corkscrew
meat cleaver
baseball bat
pool cue
sausage

Terrible...but also one of my favourite films of all time.

"Who killed Bobby Lupo ?"

Bit like Commando one of my favourite films, its so bad and cheesy its unbelievably good!

 

[Carcassian]

Yeah, a lot like it, but with very few moments of gunplay - except for towards the final scene where Seagal actually blows a guys leg off with a shotgun.

Amazon.co.uk: Used and New: Out For Justice [1991]

£3.52p

 

[Teh Grimace]

"beaten with a huge baloney."

grind song title?

 

[Carcassian]

Sounds more like an ironic post-something-core band title. You know, with synth and blokes in thick black rimmed spectacles.

 

[Teh Grimace]

:Smug: ...prolly not...

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I love the Robocop Series!

 

[Life Sucks]

Try smoking katnip, it gives a similiar feeling

If it did, I'm sure a ton more people would be doing it, seeing as to how you can get catnip at every petshop, and it's a lot cheeper than weed.

 

[Alongside Death]

I fucking love you guys!!!!!!

















































Drunk post. Metal and grimmmmmmmmmmmmnesssssss ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hatebreeder]

Sounds more like an ironic post-something-core band title. You know, with synth and blokes in thick black rimmed spectacles.

So true.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yeah, a lot like it, but with very few moments of gunplay - except for towards the final scene where Seagal actually blows a guys leg off with a shotgun.

Yeah I remember that scene, brutal as fuck. Steven Seagull is definately the leader of the over-the-top-cheesy-80's-balding-action-hero pack.

 

[Thasis]

I love crust... as in the genre... punk ist the shiznit!

 

[CF87]

Bisexuality is realy just a fence line where you havn't completly made up your mind. It also means that your willing to engage in sexualy related acts with either sex, so I dunno, you can stay bisexual as long as you are still willing to engage in acts with either sex.

I pretty much don't by into that. If you are in public for example and not attracted to a specific sex than something is probably not right.

 

[Wires & Waves]

youre fucking retarded though so i dont think your opinion counts for much

 

[CF87]

When you are born you are attracted to a specific sex based on their face and body. end

you're a complete idiot fuck and you look like one to top it off. You probably don't even know what gender you are.

 

[Life Sucks]

I pretty much don't by into that. If you are in public for example and not attracted to a specific sex than something is probably not right.

If you are attracted to the same sex, then something's not right.

 

[Wires & Waves]

When you are born you are attracted to a specific sex based on their face and body. end

thanks for the scientific analysis resident ultimate metal forums genetics expert "the greys"

 

[Wires & Waves]

If you are attracted to the same sex, then something's not right.

given that you hate "stereotypical black americans" is it cool if i hate stereotypical crackers like you?

 

[Mort Divine]

When you are born you are attracted to a specific sex based on their face and body. end

you're a complete idiot fuck and you look like one to top it off. You probably don't even know what gender you are.

When you are born your sexual orientation is decided yes, but it does not have to be a specific sex that you're attracted to. It can be one or the other, or both honestly but there is no way that it HAS to be one and only one.