the love thread

[Ender Rises]

ftw
God dammit the Redskins just scored a touchdown... 19-19.

 

[Carcassian]

American sports are gay.

Yes.

 

[CAIRATH]

 

[cookiecutter]

This is better?

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Carcassian]

Yeah, they don't:-

Wear loads of padding like pooftas (Rugby = better, ungay NFL)

Have two seperate teams (offence? Defence? what a load of old cobblers)

Games that end with scores like 101-99

Games dominated by abnormally tall black people

Have to have frequent breaks for television advertising

It's watched by the entire rest of the world who aren't American

It's fun to play, but requires great skill to be a great player

 

[cookiecutter]

Have to have frequent breaks for television advertising

Instead there are frequent breaks if a player falls down.

 

[skeptik]

How about both sides shut the fuck up?

 

[cookiecutter]

Just trying to have a good spirited chat with Carcassian, no need to get uppity.

 

[Ender Rises]

I wish people gave a damn about soccer (football) in this country. I'd be on our soccer team in a heartbeat if my school had one, but no, nobody gives a fuck. Soccer is so much fun.

 

[cookiecutter]

Around here the football team sucks ass but the soccer team is pretty good. Our football team won recently and everyone was shocked.

 

[Ender Rises]

The motto for our football team is "things have changed". We've sucked the last few years and this year we were all hoping to go to the playoffs. Of course, that's out of the question now, since we've lost 6 out of our last 7.

 

[Carcassian]

How about both sides shut the fuck up?

Boo fucking hoo, bed wetter.

 

[cookiecutter]

Your team has a motto? At my school very few people care about the team at all. The people who go to the games just drink and smoke.

 

[Ender Rises]

Yeah they have it on shirts and everything. They brought in new coaches and were really wanting to turn it all around, and we have a weak district this year, but no! We have to fuck it up! I don't give a fuck anyway, the only reason I go to football games is to see the band (who got cheated out of going to state.) That's all that matters in this school: band and theatre. And girls sports and baseball, technically, but nobody gives a damn about those.

 

[Matt]

All sports are huge at my school. I like it.

 

[Carcassian]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WfkX_mYqeOs

Try rugby Union, chums. I like my soccer, but to be honest, I've always liked playing Union a lot more. The most tough ball sport in the world? Undeniably.

 

[Matt]

I've played Rugby. It's fun.

 

[UndyingDarkness]

Yeah, they don't:-

Wear loads of padding like pooftas (Rugby = better, ungay NFL)

Have two seperate teams (offence? Defence? what a load of old cobblers)

Games that end with scores like 101-99

Games dominated by abnormally tall black people

Have to have frequent breaks for television advertising

It's watched by the entire rest of the world who aren't American

It's fun to play, but requires great skill to be a great player

This man knows

 

[UndyingDarkness]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WfkX_mYqeOs

Try rugby Union, chums. I like my soccer, but to be honest, I've always liked playing Union a lot more. The most tough ball sport in the world? Undeniably.

Rugby is fucking awesome.