the love thread

[Zephyrus]

I love a good laugh.

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

 

[You Fools]

I love a good laugh.

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

Excellent stuff, that was a good.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I love the Daily Show.

On Thursday morning, I saw footage of Bush dancing with African tribal people and knew immediately that it was going to be on The Daily Show.

I also want to sample Stephen Colbert's Ameri-Cone Dream. Anyone tried it?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

god dammit, fuck the Red Wings!

 

[You Fools]

baseball lolzord

 

[Mort Divine]

god dammit, fuck the Red Wings!

GO WINGS GO! GO WINGS GO! GO WINGS GO!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

GO WINGS GO! GO WINGS GO! GO WINGS GO!

faggots! my most hated team in all of sports.

 

[Matt]

I hate the Devils. Only because they lost causing my Leafs to be eliminated from playoff contention.

 

[CF87]

I love when I was in borders music/bookstore today and they were playing opeth 'death whispered a lullaby. I thought this was very cool.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

opeth rules, that's a good album and a good song BTW

 

[Matt]

I can't believe you think Ghost Reveries is shit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Opeth is shit. bah, dont like that stuff at all

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I can't believe you think Ghost Reveries is shit.

that album is severely overproduced. Kills the atmosphere of the album

 

[Astrum]

I love when I was in borders music/bookstore today and they were playing opeth 'death whispered a lullaby. I thought this was very cool.

Good song, good album. I like all of Opeth's stuff, even the newer album.

 

[Zephyrus]

I hate the Devils. Only because they lost causing my Leafs to be eliminated from playoff contention.

I hate the Canadiens. Not just because a Bruins fan has to hate them, I actually really hate them.

 

[King Richard]

that album is severely overproduced. Kills the atmosphere of the album

I'd hate to see you come up with your own reply someday, instead of copying what you read all the time.

 

[s_a_o]

Excellent stuff, that was a good.

I laughed very hard.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I'd hate to see you come up with your own reply someday, instead of copying what you read all the time.

there's a reason like 3,000 people have said the exact same thing. BWP borders on overproduced but it still has that dark melancholy opeth atmosphere, same thing with Damnation, but ghost reveries just goes way over the top with the polished production. Symphony x's music sounds good with production like that, opeth certainly does not

 

[CF87]

greys is the best poster on UM

ha. if you are serious thanks for getting me.

fuck the haters

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Excellent (and unexpected) win for the Yankees over the Sawx today. Very tense game. When your starter gets his leg broken by a line drive hit by the first batter of the game, you generally don't expect much, but Igawa rocked today. 6+ innings, no runs and six K's. The Bullpen (excpet for fucking Farnsworth, of course) was sharp as well.

That was the sixth Red Sox game at Yankee Stadium I've been to, and the first one where the Yankees won. I was at the third game in '05 where Mo gave up (I think) five runs in the 9th. I was at the one early last year where Matsui broke his wrist and last September when they had the double headers on both days of weekend, I was at the three games that the Yankees lost. I was starting to think it was me!

Wait... Maybe it is me who causes broken bones for the Yanks! I was there when Kevin Brown broke his hand, when Matsui broke his wrist and just today when Karstens broke his leg... Hmmm...