idari said:
You're so completely wrong too!
No I'm not
I know a dog that can speak actually, so yeah I am wrong
. This guy just has to say things to it and it learns to say them in mumbly dog speech. It was on TV. He taught it say "I love you" to another dog, and it was well cute, like it understood what it was saying. Then he taught it to say "Old Cunt" to this lady who tried to kick it and his dog got fined for verbal abuse (I personally don't believe this last part to be true).
Kind of remeinds me of this joke -
A man see's a sign outside this tent saying
"Competition!!! - can your pet do the most amazing trick? Judging all day today, big cash prizes!!!"
So the man thinks, 'well my dog can talk'...
... Later that day the man went into the tent with his dog and said
"I'd like to enter the best pet trick competition please"
"Ok" The man running the competition said
"What does your pup have for us then?"
"Well, my dog charlie, he can talk, like a human" Replied the man.
"Oh my. What an amazing talent, I have to see this to believe it"
"Ok" said the man and he turned hopefully to his pet dog Charlie.
"What is the name of the thing that stops rain getting in the house?" The man asked his dog, to which the dog replied
"R-R-R00F!!"
"Good" said the dog owner,
"Good boy"
"Are kidding me? is this some kind of joke?" Asked the unimpressed man running the competition.
"No, no joke" replied the dog owner, who looked slightly offended by the competition man's negative attitude to such an amazing trick.
"I'll ask it another question, Ok?" said the dog owner, pleaing a second chance. He turned to charlie and smiled hopefully once again.
"How would you describe sandpaper in one word?" He asked with a hint of anticipation in his voice.
"R-R-RUFF!" replied the dog again.
"See, isnt that amazing!" the dog owner said, enthused by the dogs generic bark.
"You know what?" The competition man said,
"You are wasting my time. If you don't get out in ten seconds Im gonna feed you that stinking, useless mut!"
Not wanting to take any chances the dog owner quickly hurried out, looking immensely hurt by the Competition man's harsh words. The moment they got outside the tent charlie looked up with one of those confused, puppy dog looks and said
"What the fuck was his problem?"
Nice pics again guys. So many excellent photographers here.
