The Official Star Wars Thread

[Valerie]

Wait, the Q. Why don't we talk about the Q versus the Empire? Any Q could own a Jedi.

 

[Ender Rises]

Any Q would own anything else in any galaxy. They're the most powerful characters ever.

 

[cookiecutter]

They are omnipotent. There would be no point in fighting them

 

[Vilden]

Wait, the Q. Why don't we talk about the Q versus the Empire? Any Q could own a Jedi.

Because this is a Starwars thread and we cool people dont want it clogged up with Startrek wankery.

 

[Valerie]

You just don't want to admit that the Q will decimate anything the Star Wars universe throws at them.

 

[Pessimism]

What's a Q?

 

[Ender Rises]

A race in Star Trek that's basically one step down from God. Omnipresent, omnipotent, etc.

 

[Vilden]

You just don't want to admit that the Q will decimate anything the Star Wars universe throws at them.

I don't even know what Q is.

Anyway, Tyranids > any other race in the universe.

 

[Ender Rises]

I don't even know what Q is.

Anyway, Tyranids > any other race in the universe.

A race in Star Trek that's basically one step down from God. Omnipresent, omnipotent, etc.

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[Vilden]

Yes but that doesn't stop the Tyranids. They can pwn C'thuns which also are basically one step down from God. Omnipresent, omnipotent, etc.

 

[Valerie]

The Q can make the Tyranids completely extinct by just thinking it.

 

[Vilden]

That would take a helluva lot of thinking. :-D

 

[seedofvengeance]

Star Trek sucks... that's all I have to say. The bottom line is that it doesn't matter who wins, Star Wars is more interesting and all in all less geeky. Plus, we had Billy Dee Williams, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher... You get Bill Shatner, Lenard Nemoy (Idk if anyone watched The Colbert Report the other day, but he now takes nude photos of overweight women... odd), and Professor X.

 

[Pessimism]

TYRANIDS FOR THE FUCKING WIN:

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Ok, then. If you're going to bring the 'nids into this, that opens the door for more than just movies and TV, and it we're going to do that, we may as well open the door to more than just Sci-Fi.

If that's the case, this whole debate can be settled rather easily. No one- no matter how strong with the force, no matter how omnipotent, no matter how many of them there are- stand a Popsicles chance in hell against...

Doc motherfucking Holliday.

My fight's not with you, Holliday.

I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?

Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

I wasn't.

 

[Evil?]

I'll be your huckleberry.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

You're a daisy if you do.

 

[Evil?]

*boner*

 

[mutantllama]

 

[Pessimism]

Why ThisIsACoolName, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.




Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.


Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.