The Official Star Wars Thread

[CAIRATH]

 

[waif]

Although that's not really the blues...

 

[Pessimism]

Best part of this thread is Cookie's vid post tbh.

 

[cookiecutter]

If that was the Defiant instead of the pussy ass Enterprise that would have been over quickly.

You kidding yourself son. The Defiant kicks ass but it's tiny. The Enterprise, especially the Enterprise that is out when the Defiant is out (E I think) would rape that.

Best part of this thread is Cookie's vid post tbh.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I bet you feel like a big stupid fucking idiot right now.

No, if you read the title when the epic scrolling happens, it says Episode 4: A New Hope.
I was just annoyed, because it's actually both because they called it Star Wars when they released it, but the subtitle of the movie was Episode 4: A New Hope, I just didn't feel like arguing.

 

[Vilden]

No, if you read the title when the epic scrolling happens, it says Episode 4: A New Hope.
I was just annoyed, because it's actually both because they called it Star Wars when they released it, but the subtitle of the movie was Episode 4: A New Hope, I just didn't feel like arguing.

"Upon its original release, the opening crawl did not include "Episode IV: A New Hope." According to Lucasfilm, this was added upon its re-release in 1978 or as late as 1981. The later print was the first one to be released on video, and all video, laserdisc or DVD releases have featured the subtitles. The theatrical cut DVDs, set to be released in September 2006, will be the first time that the original opening crawl, without subtitle, has been released on home video."

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/trivia

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[False Joe]

Wow Vilden.

I bet you feel pretty fucking nerdy right now.

 

[Ender Rises]

You kidding yourself son. The Defiant kicks ass but it's tiny. The Enterprise, especially the Enterprise that is out when the Defiant is out (E I think) would rape that.

Cloaking device. Better weapons. Faster impulse. Smaller target.

Plus, you know... it's the only warship the Federation ever built... thus making it the best warship the Federation ever built...

And the Borg would still wipe the floor with the Empire.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Laughable.

 

[cookiecutter]

Borg would adapt to the blasters and then what? Empire would have nothing and be demolished

 

[Ender Rises]

Borg can adapt to lightsabers as well. And probably Force lightning.

And the Borg regularly build ships as big as the Death Star, and bigger.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

How could they possibly fucking adapt to The Force? That is preposterous. The Force binds and controls all things, you gays, you. And, again, Death Star. One shot = done.

 

[waif]

I'm with TIACN on this one. You cannot fight the power of the Dark Side.

 

[mutantllama]

Or the force.

 

[cookiecutter]

Resistance is futile

 

[Ender Rises]

How could they possibly fucking adapt to The Force? That is preposterous. The Force binds and controls all things, you gays, you. And, again, Death Star. One shot = done.

One shot... on one ship... when the Borg have millions of the damn things, can adapt their shields to the gun fired by the Death Star, and can quite literally throw enough bodies in the general direction of the Empire to win through sheer attrition.

And the only aspect of the force the Borg would be unable to adapt to is the Force Push. They have personal shields, as strong as the ones on their ships, and energy attacks of any kind become pointless through sheer adaptation.

Resistance is futile.

(Borg = metal)

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

The Dark Side = Metal, you fool.

Nothing is more powerful than The Force. This is a scientific fact. There is nothing that anyone, let along the Borg, could ever create that would be more powerful than The Force.

 

[Ender Rises]

Probably not more powerful, but we're not talking Force Vs. Everything else. We're talking Empire Vs. Borg. Darth Vader and the Emperor would put up one helluva fight, and lose.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

They would not.

 

[Ender Rises]

They totally would.