The Opeth joke thread

[deliverance]

HAHAHA, princess di sucks.

Whats the difference between Princess Di and Pink Floyd?

Thier last big hits were The Wall.

wow hahaha, too bad the record wasn't that good :\

 

[Arnold Layne]

Yea sure its not OBC or Animals, but it is still better than 98% of music.

 

[waz416c]

MIke to Peter : [Aronold accent] U are a guitaring girly man [/Arrnold off]

..........yes I win the prize for the worst joke out of all teh horrible ones here.....!!!!!!...........PEAC EOUT

 

[BrandonS]

Atleast the thread gave me some giggles at how funny you guys can talk to each other about being unfunny. PEAC EOUT!

 

[deliverance]

@bang and @altern: i just think the wall is pretty overrated. Hey You is definetly the best song on it, and there are other good tracks, but it's actually the last album of theirs i'd listen to haha, well besides the albums that followed it. it's dubbed as their best release, next to dark side (which i also think is a bit overrated)
i'd rather listen to saucer/meddle/wywh/animals

 

[Arnold Layne]

Totally agree altought not the biggest fan of saucer (Id rather listen to it than the wall though).

 

[deliverance]

^ hahahha

wow, imagine if the martins left the band because of the bad name they're getting on this forum

 

[Sfarog]

I'm sorry if this thread offended anyone, it was meant to be a nice break from intellectual conversation and put a smile on peoples faces when they can see theur favourite band in a humouress way.

what intellectual conversation? I haven't seen one on this forum since the spring of 2002

 

[Botfly]

wtf, Pink Floyd is over-rated PERIOD. Bands like Camel or Mostly Autumn eat them alive, 10 fold. On top of that, every song Roger Waters wrote is shit. There's barely a whole albums worth of good material, out of as many albums they've released.

Comfortably Numb PWNS, though.

 

[Yoda]

what do you say to a bass player with two black eyes


nothing, you done told the bitch twice LMAO

Hahahaha.

 

[Saber Rider]

MIke to Peter : [Aronold accent] U are a guitaring girly man [/Arrnold off]

Best one so far.

Here's my attempt at telling the worst joke:

Why is Bass Player not the most useless member in Opeth?
They now have a keyboard player.

 

[Arnold Layne]

^^^^^ HAHA

 

[JoeVice]

what was gravity to the man who jumped off a building?

demon of the fall!!!

 

[Profanity]

wtf, Pink Floyd is over-rated PERIOD.

Dark Siode Of The Moon isn't overated. It's an extremely distinctive/atmospheric concept album.

 

[OpethNZ]

what do you call a mexican trying to figure out a clear glass door?
Windowpain

 

[Crimson Velvet]

This is quite possibly the greatest thread ever.

 

[Arnold Layne]

That has to be the dumbest thing that has ever been posted in this forum.

 

[Shadows Skulk]

wtf, Pink Floyd is over-rated PERIOD. Bands like Camel or Mostly Autumn eat them alive, 10 fold. On top of that, every song Roger Waters wrote is shit. There's barely a whole albums worth of good material, out of as many albums they've released.

Comfortably Numb PWNS, though.

well aren't you unique

ps kill yourself

 

[gatedropper]

Back to the jokes.
Opeth tours with Slipknot.

 

[Botfly]

roflmao, wars pwn.