JaadCe
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Why did the Jumbo Cactaur slay the Opeth guys? Because the jokes on their forum sucked.
gotta love Trey's cactaur sigt.
gotta love Trey's cactaur sigt.
The Dude said:...esse?"
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Very Cheech and Chong, but wheres the punchline?
The Dude said:Whilst flying to the states to tour with labelmates Slipknot, the Opeth lear jet develops engine trouble and starts to go down. Soon the band realises there are only four parachutes on board, and somebody would have to be left behind.
Mike says: "As I am the frontman, I must go first, and I am taking Per because he is my badminton partner"
Per and Mike both grab parachutes and jump out, laughing like schoolgirls on the way down.
Peter looks at the Martins and says "I am an unparallel master of the guitar, and also white." He grabs a chute and jumps out.
Lopez, turning to the bass player says: "Well looks like it's down to you and me esse.
...esse?"
But there was naught but the sound of wind rushing past the open emergency hatch, and all alone, the drummer began to sob...
BRI said:Yes, unfunny kinds.
R0l0 said:Åkerfeldt and another man are standing at a big Swedish bus stop. Åkerfeldt's bus arrives and just as he is about the enter, the other man promptly asks Åkerfeldt, "hey, do you know what time it is?". With that Akerfeldt growls in the mans face, "I RECKON IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEEEEAAAAVEE" and swiftly hops onto the bus which closes its door in the mans face. The perplexed man is left in shock as the bus fades away in the distance...