The Opeth joke thread

[spigot]

wtf, Pink Floyd is over-rated PERIOD. Bands like Camel or Mostly Autumn eat them alive, 10 fold. On top of that, every song Roger Waters wrote is shit. There's barely a whole albums worth of good material, out of as many albums they've released.

Comfortably Numb PWNS, though.

This has to be the funniest post in the thread.

"Knock knock"
.........
"who's there?"
.........
"Opeth"
.........
"No, I won't"
.........

 

[FUBAR]

^ Simple and effective

 

[FUBAR]

Did you guys know Mike and Steve Wilson are teaming up to make a band? they're called Blackfeldt

 

[Arnold Layne]

The pain of melinda

While im hanging in the rain
deep in pain, she is so far
Will we ever be again
After so long

 

[Saber Rider]

Another song of Blackfeldt would be 'Opeth Mind' I guess.

 

[spigot]

q: what does mikael say after having sex?

a: "melinda is the reason why i've come"

Best Opeth Related Joke EVER™

 

[Botfly]

Why was Mendez's ass always sore when he was in school?

Because his teachers told him to go home and do his "Essays"

 

[Brains for breakfast]

Why was Mendez's ass always sore when he was in school?

Because his teachers told him to go home and do his "Essays"

This made me laugh so hard

 

[deliverance]

Why was Mendez's ass always sore when he was in school?

Because his teachers told him to go home and do his "Essays"

wow hahahaha

 

[Profanity]

2 cows were standing next to each other eating grass and 1 cow says to the other "Have you heard about mad cow disease?" and the other cow answered "I don't know i'm Mikael Åkerfeldt"

 

[deliverance]

.......that was retardedly lame n unfunny.

 

[saut]

2 cows were standing next to each other eating grass and 1 cow says to the other "Have you heard about mad cow disease?" and the other cow answered "I don't know i'm Mikael Åkerfeldt"

That would be hilarious, except you have NO GRASP ON PUNCTUATION!

"I don't know COMMA I'm Mikael Åkerfeldt"

 

[Profanity]

I don't post here to practice my punctuation skills.

 

[saut]

I don't post here to practice my punctuation skills.

Right, but that sentence does not mean what you intend it to mean without the comma. Otherwise you're saying that the cow is unaware that he is, in fact, Mikael.

 

[deliverance]

akerfeldt walks into a swedish bar, immediately everyone in the place runs over to him and coughs on him, while asking who melinda is.

 

[dorian gray]

^not bad brian, my boy

 

[Heavenscent]

Who's Melinda?

[edit] Profanity's joke is teh funniest around here....

 

[Profanity]

Right, but that sentence does not mean what you intend it to mean without the comma. Otherwise you're saying that the cow is unaware that he is, in fact, Mikael.

What planet are you from?

 

[burton]

Obviously a smart one that takes everything literally.

 

[milkman]

I don't really have any jokes but I'd just like to say that this is the best thread I've seen in a long time.