The Random/Useless-things-that-you-would-buy-if-you-had-too-much-money Thread

or you can just introduce the cock to your life. seriously, once you engage in it, you won't stop. no woman ever sticks to one. it's just not in their nature. face it, you have a predilection to be cockhungry and a never ending urge to be ravaged utterly.
 
Can you hear the stepping on twigs?
Can you see the heart of the dark?
Can you smell the scent of vigor lost?
Can you feel the gust of cold?

I can show you what beauty is
But needed is a heart of trust
We ignite the spark of sound
And seem blinded to the enlightened

The sting of rot is our perfume
Where god's icy wind will blow

When I smell the roses humanity smells
When I hear the voice of belief
When I see the light of a sunny day
And when I feel the caress of love

Remind me what ugliness is
I cannot seem to recall

Charmed by the smell of the roses
Feinted by the voice of belief
Deceived by the light of a sunny day
And lured by the caress of love
 
It'd have some sort of automatic automatic for security. heh.
Who said I'm the one touching the fuel waster that should be banned from the roads? Perhaps a rock magically flew up from the ground, scratched the paint and broke all the windows? Those rogue rocks happen to hummer owners here all the time in the US. Shame they don't toss a $10,000 fuel waster tax on anything that gets under 15 MPG/24KPG.
 
Can you hear the stepping on twigs?
Can you see the heart of the dark?
Can you smell the scent of vigor lost?
Can you feel the gust of cold?

I can show you what beauty is
But needed is a heart of trust
We ignite the spark of sound
And seem blinded to the enlightened

The sting of rot is our perfume
Where god's icy wind will blow

When I smell the roses humanity smells
When I hear the voice of belief
When I see the light of a sunny day
And when I feel the caress of love

Remind me what ugliness is
I cannot seem to recall

Charmed by the smell of the roses
Feinted by the voice of belief
Deceived by the light of a sunny day
And lured by the caress of love

WINDZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
 
Notice the thread title, fool! "The Random/Useless - things - that - you - would - buy - if - you - had - too - much - money Thread"

Though Eric's idea is pretty good.

Can't deny the fact that dressing up as Rob Darken every day wouldn't be pretty much the coolest thing ever.

Well, aside from Meat Loaf that is. Meat Loaf, FUCK YEAH. :kickass:
 
I'd buy Dick Cheney and dress him up in a jester's outfit and make him do handsprings and cartwheels around the living room while I laugh at Fox News. Then I'd buy all the Italian soccer teams and force them and future generations never to play soccer again. After that, I'd make every dictatorship in the Middle East a giant glass parking lot via the splitting of atoms.

Then I'd buy the Brown Bag Special from Sonic with a cherry lime-aid and cheesy tots.
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/Jamu-Stick-Soap-Tighten-Tightens-Vagina-Vaginal-Virgin_W0QQitemZ110173969839QQihZ001QQcategoryZ67590QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I'd buy a lifetime supply of em!


GENUINE AUTHENTICE JAMU STICK/SOAP (IMPORTED FROM INDONESIA)

THE EMBARRASSING PROBLEM ABOUT SIZE
Women as young as in their early twenties and some in their teens, suffer from an embarrassing problem where their vaginas start becoming loose and big. Primarily caused through poor sexual health, a non-active lifestyle, insertions of inappropriate and large objects into the vagina, childbirth, and other factors. All which cause a thinning of the vaginal muscle becoming loose and big with obvious consequences such as suffering from embarrassment and distress because of your size. Poor sexual performance where you can no longer reach orgasm through intercourse, inadequacy in bed since you do not contribute to the sexual relationship between you and your partner. Moreover, the potential loss of your partner due to your size, if he does not feel comfortable with you having a big vagina, he will not be satisfied in that relationship and may opt to end it. Many relationships and marriages fail because the woman has not been able to provide her partner with a tight feminine vagina.

COMMON SYMPTOMS THAT INDICATE A LOOSE VAGINA

Women suffering from an embarrassing inadequacy of being big and loose, usually experience one or all of the following symptoms.

*
The need for the insertion of larger objects in order to feel some sexual stimulation.
*
The inability to grip your index finger with your vagina.
*
The feeling of just being big and looking big.Your vagina emits a lot of odor.
*
Your vagina does not close completely during the non-aroused state.
*
Being able to insert 3 or more fingers into your canal with little to no resistance.
*
The inability to reach orgasm during coitus.
*
The inability to satisfy your partner and provide proper stimulation to him.

These are the most common symptoms associated with women who have an inadequate vaginal size where it is too big and loose, causing distress to any women who suffers from this disorder.
 
I'd rent a luxury 1, 2 bedroom, or townhouse apartment in Manhattan (maybe Murray Hill, although I really enjoy the upper east side, and I have some interest in the upper west side), as opposed to just a luxury studio
 
this

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then this

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and this

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and this too

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then this

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and a shitload of recording equipment and open my own recording studio in Seattle, catering to local bands and internationally renowned bands alike.
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/Jamu-Stick-Soap...ryZ67590QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I'd buy a lifetime supply of em!


GENUINE AUTHENTICE JAMU STICK/SOAP (IMPORTED FROM INDONESIA)

THE EMBARRASSING PROBLEM ABOUT SIZE
Women as young as in their early twenties and some in their teens, suffer from an embarrassing problem where their vaginas start becoming loose and big. Primarily caused through poor sexual health, a non-active lifestyle, insertions of inappropriate and large objects into the vagina, childbirth, and other factors. All which cause a thinning of the vaginal muscle becoming loose and big with obvious consequences such as suffering from embarrassment and distress because of your size. Poor sexual performance where you can no longer reach orgasm through intercourse, inadequacy in bed since you do not contribute to the sexual relationship between you and your partner. Moreover, the potential loss of your partner due to your size, if he does not feel comfortable with you having a big vagina, he will not be satisfied in that relationship and may opt to end it. Many relationships and marriages fail because the woman has not been able to provide her partner with a tight feminine vagina.

COMMON SYMPTOMS THAT INDICATE A LOOSE VAGINA

Women suffering from an embarrassing inadequacy of being big and loose, usually experience one or all of the following symptoms.

*
The need for the insertion of larger objects in order to feel some sexual stimulation.
*
The inability to grip your index finger with your vagina.
*
The feeling of just being big and looking big.Your vagina emits a lot of odor.
*
Your vagina does not close completely during the non-aroused state.
*
Being able to insert 3 or more fingers into your canal with little to no resistance.
*
The inability to reach orgasm during coitus.
*
The inability to satisfy your partner and provide proper stimulation to him.

These are the most common symptoms associated with women who have an inadequate vaginal size where it is too big and loose, causing distress to any women who suffers from this disorder.


The less pricey alternative is to find a Johnny Holmes-esque love machine to help compensate