The return of the "How are you today?" thread

I had som wine and some cider and I ate too much and I feel veri dizzy atm and LOL my mom sent me this wink on msn and aI 'm laughing myass of a s hell ! iam not drunk yet but still dizzy so A BIT hard tu type :=) oh an "o" instead of a u tehre !! hello

You can't be cool like me if you fake :mad:


I am currently sitting here drinking gayass GAMMELDANSK as a nightdrink...just because i can.
 
I had som wine and some cider and I ate too much and I feel veri dizzy atm and LOL my mom sent me this wink on msn and aI 'm laughing myass of a s hell ! iam not drunk yet but still dizzy so A BIT hard tu type :=) oh an "o" instead of a u tehre !! hello

Obvious fake drunkpost is obviously fake.
 
anyways...

I was having a pretty good day until my ex decided to try to start shit with my girlfriend..

They've never met so she doesn't realize my girlfriend will act out a CC on her...