The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[SteveAwesome]

I officially have a job aboard the Spirit of Norfolk Cruiseliner. My job duties include keeping drunk people from doing the "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" thing, replacing the toilet paper, protecting the pianist from drunk people, keeping drunk people from falling off the boat, giving personal mammograms to drunk women, and of course washing windows.

I think I'll just hog-tie the crew, throw all the patrons overboard and turn the ship into my own personal Viking ship of unspeakable malice and doooooom!

 

[Nikki]

I officially have a job aboard the Spirit of Norfolk Cruiseliner. My job duties include keeping drunk people from doing the "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" thing, replacing the toilet paper, protecting the pianist from drunk people, keeping drunk people from falling off the boat, giving personal mammograms to drunk women, and of course washing windows.

I think I'll just hog-tie the crew, throw all the patrons overboard and turn the ship into my own personal Viking ship of unspeakable malice and doooooom!

You better take me with you if you're going to do anything like that

 

[Söy]

i think you should turn it into this:
http://www.theshiponline.com/

 

[ingrid]

I wanna go to Wacken now!!!!

me toooo!!!!

 

[SteveAwesome]

You better take me with you if you're going to do anything like that

as long as I can give you a mammogram.

 

[The Emptier]

IM GOING TO GO SEE SPIDERMAN-3!!!! then im going to a party!!!

 

[KillerGon]

i'm watching beverly hills ninja... awesome movie, one of my favorites!

 

[Nikki]

as long as I can give you a mammogram.

nope

 

[SteveAwesome]

Fine, but when you get breast cancer don't come crawling to me.

 

[Nikki]

Fine, but when you get breast cancer don't come crawling to me.

I'll find someone more professional

 

[Söy]

Dr. SteveAwesome?

 

[SteveAwesome]

I'll find someone more professional

Yeah because my evil viking ship of unspeakable malice and doooooom will be FULL of professionals...

 

[Nikki]

Yeah because my evil viking ship of unspeakable malice and doooooom will be FULL of professionals...

 

[Krakatau]

Had a hectic morning because of problems with card/bank so I was all over the place, but bought my Symphony X ticket and had a good guitar lesson, so I'm doing good.

 

[SteveAwesome]

Dr. SteveAwesome?

I like how this man thinks.

 

[Nikki]

Had a hectic morning because of problems with card/bank so I was all over the place, but bought my Symphony X ticket and had a good guitar lesson, so I'm doing good.

when is that show?

 

[Krakatau]

I bought the tickets for the show in NYC on May 25th... the show at the Troc is sometime in September.

 

[Nikki]

I bought the tickets for the show in NYC on May 25th... the show at the Troc is sometime in September.

oh ok,I think i'll be at the Troc show. I know Harris wanted me to come to Symphony X in May, is it close to selling out?

 

[Krakatau]

They'll probably be sold out in another week or so, so if you're going to go, I'd get them ASAP.

 

[SteveAwesome]

I think I'll be catching Symphony X when they come to Jaxx on August 8th,