The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[Bodomonkey]

^You're evil!

 

[Chairman Kaga]

 

[Knarfi]

I'll cut off my tits!!

and then give them to me?

 

[dawnghost]

I'll cut off my tits!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



WHAT

THE

FUCK

 

[erni]

and then give them to me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



WHAT

THE

FUCK

.








Edit: dawnghost, I don't want that anymore.

 

[dawnghost]

Edit: dawnghost, I don't want that anymore.

Well, I'm glad you don't wanna cut them off anymore.

But anyway, that simply begs the question. Why'd you EVER want to do that in the first place???

 

[the phenom]

and then give them to me?

You sick bastard

 

[erni]

Well, I'm glad you don't wanna cut them off anymore.

But anyway, that simply begs the question. Why'd you EVER want to do that in the first place???

I wanted to buy a dress with ebay, so there was a big chance I'd get it quite cheap... and I looked in internet for the size, and my belly and my ass both would fit in it, but my tits were...well, whatever. So I wanted to cut them off. >:[ (...of course I never really wanted that, but I really felt like it in that moment)
But now the ebay-woman who sells the dress told me it's size M, so everything's fine again.

I'll now just wait three hours and get it, hopefully.

 

[dawnghost]

I wanted to buy a dress with ebay, so there was a big chance I'd get it quite cheap... and I looked in internet for the size, and my belly and my ass both would fit in it, but my tits were...well, whatever. So I wanted to cut them off. >:[ (...of course I never really wanted that, but I really felt like it in that moment)
But now the ebay-woman who sells the dress told me it's size M, so everything's fine again.

I'll now just wait three hours and get it, hopefully.

Ahh I see. Well, I guess the story itself was clearly much less exciting than your reaction to it. Which actually means you live up pretty well to your "save me from myself" title!

Tip: avoid shopping for hats. And wristbands.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

I FUCKING HATE RAPIDSHARE CATS

 

[dawnghost]

I FUCKING HATE RAPIDSHARE CATS

God's punishment to wankers.

 

[erni]

Ahh I see. Well, I guess the story itself was clearly much less exciting than your reaction to it. Which actually means you live up pretty well to your "save me from myself" title!

Tip: avoid shopping for hats. And wristbands.

Why?




Oh and, by the way...I have the dress, now.

 

[dawnghost]

Why?




Oh and, by the way...I have the dress, now.

Hahaha because if you like a hat that doesn't fit, you might wanna chop your head off. Same with your wrists.

And congratulations on your new dress!

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

God's punishment to wankers.

!

 

[The Butt]

I'm sorry man, I just can't resist.

That was awesome.

 

[Nikki]

Tits are the greatest, btw.



anyway, I'm going to Gigantour offdate now. And I have to puke.

I win.

 

[dawnghost]

I win.

Yes you do.

And here's your prize.

A COOKIE!!!!!!!

 

[Nikki]

Yes you do.

And here's your prize.

A COOKIE!!!!!!!

yay!!!

 

[OvSeth]

HOLY SHYTE !!!!

I just found my iPod which I thought I had lost.

 

[Ze Boy]

It's ANZAC day I'm feeling extra lucky for being an Aussie today