The return of the "How are you today?" thread

Fuck you Gonzo I almost choked on my chicken :zombie: :lol:

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I'm in a lot of pain.

I went to a post-Halloween party at a stripper/porn friend's house Friday night. As usual I partook in cheap keg beer, group shots of Jack and Soco, interjected the idiocy with some illegal activity and finished off the sunrise with good old Mary Jane. In between all of that though... I found myself more confident than in previous years and ended up molesting the pole in the living room. I channeled the old dance classes and the days of being in front of a camera, knowing what looks good.... and apparently gave a decent performance, not counting the one "graceful" fall I had. Problem is that I did some things I haven't done in years and with not having stretched properly... I fucked myself up pretty badly.

The tendons in my right thigh are all sorts of fucked up, all around my left knee is severely bruised and a little swollen, my arms are starting to get sore AND... I just got my period. 2 fucking days early. Last month I was 6 days late (which had NEVER happened before!). There's something going on with that.. which I'll have checked out soon. But yea, so on top of injuries I now have incredibly awful cramps.

I just thought you all needed to know that....
 
Tired.
I'm just thinking of yesterday's gig ...And cool guys...they just came and talk with me in a bar like they'd known me forever...They were nice and I got a kiss on my cheek. :) (and of course they had long hair and they were so gorgeous.):Smokedev:
Oh and I'm still happy because of COB gig :)
And I'm sorry because of my english.
 
I'm in a lot of pain.

I went to a post-Halloween party at a stripper/porn friend's house Friday night. As usual I partook in cheap keg beer, group shots of Jack and Soco, interjected the idiocy with some illegal activity and finished off the sunrise with good old Mary Jane. In between all of that though... I found myself more confident than in previous years and ended up molesting the pole in the living room. I channeled the old dance classes and the days of being in front of a camera, knowing what looks good.... and apparently gave a decent performance, not counting the one "graceful" fall I had. Problem is that I did some things I haven't done in years and with not having stretched properly... I fucked myself up pretty badly.

The tendons in my right thigh are all sorts of fucked up, all around my left knee is severely bruised and a little swollen, my arms are starting to get sore AND... I just got my period. 2 fucking days early. Last month I was 6 days late (which had NEVER happened before!). There's something going on with that.. which I'll have checked out soon. But yea, so on top of injuries I now have incredibly awful cramps.

I just thought you all needed to know that....

Well, just look at the bright side...

At least your period DID come!

Better than nothing anyway :\
 
triple fix'd
:kickass: Still LOL'd.
I'm in a lot of pain.

I went to a post-Halloween party at a stripper/porn friend's house Friday night. As usual I partook in cheap keg beer, group shots of Jack and Soco, interjected the idiocy with some illegal activity and finished off the sunrise with good old Mary Jane. In between all of that though... I found myself more confident than in previous years and ended up molesting the pole in the living room. I channeled the old dance classes and the days of being in front of a camera, knowing what looks good.... and apparently gave a decent performance, not counting the one "graceful" fall I had. Problem is that I did some things I haven't done in years and with not having stretched properly... I fucked myself up pretty badly.

The tendons in my right thigh are all sorts of fucked up, all around my left knee is severely bruised and a little swollen, my arms are starting to get sore AND... I just got my period. 2 fucking days early. Last month I was 6 days late (which had NEVER happened before!). There's something going on with that.. which I'll have checked out soon. But yea, so on top of injuries I now have incredibly awful cramps.

I just thought you all needed to know that....
I hope you feel better soon. I think we need a video of you stripping to better help you.
Well, just look at the bright side...

At least your period DID come!

Better than nothing anyway :
Very true.